this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2025
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Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

Mmmm, that's some fresh greentext too!

[–] rbos 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Ambiguous. Could be September 3rd.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

And from the future apparently

[–] rbos 1 points 6 hours ago

True, I didn't notice the year. :)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago

Yeah it doesn't have the remnants of being compressed to .jpg over 1000 times over. Just doesn't have the same feeling with it though.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 14 hours ago

So fresh it's still green

[–] [email protected] 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Oh wow. I've never seen one this fresh!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

Funny, that's the same thing a stray cat said when it found that butt plug.