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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Everyone knows that Charmander was the starter of the bullies.

[–] Skyline969 65 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Look, if you don’t wanna get flamethrowered, stop being so flammable.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Charmander was the flammable one!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

But was he inflammable

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I'll never forget the look on my brother's face after he was talking all kinds of shit about his level 100 venusor that he maxed out with duped rare candies when I one shotted it with my level 50ish Charizard

[–] dom 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Charmander: bully

Squirtle: likeable funny guy

Bulbasaur: bookish/nerdy type


And yes, bulbasaur is the best

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Bulbasaur is also the most interesting aesthetically (the whole evolution line)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

And also the most likely to allow you to effortlessly curb stomp everyone in the first two gyms, and be resistant to the hat worn by everyone in the third. By then you're likely to have diversified your team significantly.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As a bullied kid that back then just wanted a cool dragon, I protest that insinuation!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] dom 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He said "cool" dragon. Which is gyarados

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Oof. No wings or limbs, evolved from magikarp. I think you need to reassess cool dragons.

They are a cool fish monster tho.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Evolving from Magikarp makes him objectively the coolest dragon. Started from the bottom now we're here.

The lack of actual Dragon typing does sting, though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

They'd have been so good as water/dragon Q_Q

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Gyrados is the Drake of dragons.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

SpoilerI am aware and mostly shitposting but I want to thank you for your effort to educate me. People like you are good for the internet. Now back to shit posting.

So Gyro taste like sushi?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The heavens will punish you in time, blasphemer 😤

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

For double smite ima eat gyrodos sushi off of a Pokémon trainer’s naked body in an underground club.

[–] dom 2 points 2 months ago

Nah, in my head he's a chinese dragon.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Fun fact: When choosing my starter for the first time, all I knew about Pokémon was: "It's a game I saw someone play at school once and it kind of looked like an RPG and I love those!" I genuinely just went with what looked cool to me and had no idea there were "actual" dragon Pokémon.

Also +1 on [email protected] noting, that Gyarados is the cool dragon in Gen1

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Haha. My story is similar I wasn’t super early to Pokémon but I had a deep love of early final fantasy games so I jumped right to it on gameboy. I was the perfect age.

I don’t remember who my original starter was. It could have very likely been Charmander, I know bulbs is the one that I’ve used on every subsequent play through of gen 1

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Pretty much the exact same story here, only my obsession was more with PC-DOS RPGs like Ultima, Wizardry, Goldbox games, thanks to my father and older siblings influencing me there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Gyarados has never been a dragon type

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

show me on the doll where the dragon rage hurt you.