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January second for the Yanks.
What, Medium/Small/Large order seems off to you??
You're assuming that I'm not a Yank? Let me tell you, I can Yank with the best of them, and I do!
I usually do mine solitarily.
Usually.
Sounds like you're walking a metaphorical minefield
Occasionally, he does mine with others.
Look bud, you can't call it "February second" in conversation, write it down as "Second February" in writing, and then get mad at us Yanks about it. Pick a lane.
No, you misunderstand. I'm in America. But ISO 8601 standard 4 Life!
12/31/9999
Oh, so THAT'S why they brought Excel into this! I didn't make the connection and just thought Excel would even consider a glass of water a date.
A human artist might have said "1/2 full" instead of "half full" but LLMs don't understand jokes so there's no hope they'll be able to make the joke easier
Oh my god.
Jesus christ.
I was thinking, "nah, that seems nitpicky, I'm sure a real person could write either." But that is the entire setup for the punchline. I'm gonna rip my hair out.