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[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Everyone knows the correct answer is the alternate option, but the first one makes the initial drama and sets up the opportunity for a movie to happen in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Coming soon to theaters: Among Us

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I hate how fucking plausible this joke is, if this actually happens I'm holding you personally accountable

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Don't worry, I've only pitched it to Warner Bros.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

There it goes on the shelf, next to Batgirl.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Was there ever any merit to that claim that you could post elaborate plots on some subr*dt and make it harder for movie studios to make those exact films?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Given how well the Minecraft and FNAF movies did, it's almost guaranteed to happen.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I hear that the movie is very SUSpenseful

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I vote to eject you for that pun.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Narrator: From the brilliant minds that mildly regret they brought you "The Emoji Movie."

"Guys wait, it's not me!" (Gets spaced and the rest of the cast grimaces and goes "OOOooo...😬")

(Awkward pause)

"...I'm okay!"

Narrator: "Comes an adventure..."

"Guys I think Randy's kinda sus."

"Why's that?"

(Randy farts)

Randy: "Wasn't me...? Hehe?"

Narrator: "...about knowing who you can trust..."

"One of us is an imposter , if we don't find out who it is we're all doomed!"

"What are we supposed to do we don't even have hands!"

Narrator: "...and who's kinda sus..."

(Body found)

Narrator: "Starring...Chris Pratt..."

"Ewww....who knew we had like...one bone?"

Narrator: "...Wanda Sykes..."

"Gary! Are you for real right now?!"

"I STRESS EAT FOR SELF-CARE WHEN I'M HUNGRY OKAY?!"

Narrator: "...Dwayne The Rock Johnson..."

"Guys...heh...come on..(smile twinkle)."

Narrator: "Danny DeVito..."

"It could be any one of us, but DEFINITELY not me I was doing the beep boop thingy with the doodad right over here...IT WAS DEFINITELY MEGAN."

Narrator: "...And John Cena..."

"You didn't see me do anything...you didn't see nothin!"

"...Does that work better with hands?"

"...yeah..."

NARRATOR: " ...As "Probably not the Imposter"...this summer...."

AMOOGOOS

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

That sounds like a cash grab. ...I would watch the hell out of it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Of course it is. Until Ramirez is your child.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

But what they didn't tell you is... You're a virgin!