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[–] DrBob 43 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Lecherous traitor really heard all the fake shit lil' Kim lies about and thinks it'll work for him. Doesn't work for Kim, certainly doesn't work for the leaky orange asshole.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

One slathers on loads of make up. The other is 5 foot 4.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Five feet four inches and six feet three inches. The point is they can’t both be right.