this post was submitted on 20 Apr 2025
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[–] DrBob 43 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

Lecherous traitor really heard all the fake shit lil' Kim lies about and thinks it'll work for him. Doesn't work for Kim, certainly doesn't work for the leaky orange asshole.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

One slathers on loads of make up. The other is 5 foot 4.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What do these numbers mean?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Five feet four inches and six feet three inches. The point is they can’t both be right.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

It was 224 pounds. He literally used the same height and weight as the current heavyweight boxing champion. Basically Jason Mamoa.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago