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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You are not that far off. For me:

Hair grows everywhere except where you want it to.

It's a bit easier to gain muscles with the same amount of exercise and the same diet.

And yes, more irrational aggression to some degree.

Obviously not because of onions, though

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

So like male PCOS?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

interesting with a bit of perspective. i started balding at 21 so i don't really have anything to compare to...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Funny, that's when I started growing hair where I don't want it to be.