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I feel like having five dicks would be kind of cumbersome and much more difficult to use than just 1. Like, how do you aim when you pee?
I imagine it to be like an udder but for piss
What is up with the cartoon turtle in the background of this rofl
you did not just say that 💀
I think these people exist, based on my observations of the toilets at my current workplace
Just tape them together, like a fleshy gattling gun
Spider Dijon mentioned
https://youtu.be/_DrSVRl_zNA
High five, my mind went straight to Mighty Boosh too
I know there are people with two, you could ask what they do ig
Into the shower.