this post was submitted on 11 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Bezos does not make a billion dollars in a week, unless you count certain short term gains based on random variation of the stock market, in which case he also loses a billion dollars in some weeks.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago

Over the last 6 years he's gained ~150B. That puts it at 410M per week on average over that time period.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That poor man. How does he cope?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

ikr. I'd just die of embarrassment if i made less than $150B in a few years.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

So how much does he profit off of amazon every week?