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Young US men are joining Russian churches promising 'absurd levels of manliness' (www.bbc.com)

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

This wispy-bearded Texan is in the vanguard of a movement urging conservatives to relocate to Russia. Last August, Putin introduced fast-track shared values visa for those fleeing Western liberalism.

Oh no ... don't do that. Us lefties would hate if all our manly men left us to deal with these Haitians eating our dogs alone. That would trigger and own us so much.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Well, they'll probably have manlier problems to deal with since moving to Russia is leopard eating your face speedrun, with examples such as Russel Bentley or that one conservative Canadian family that sold their everything to move to Russia and got their money stolen by Russian banks.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

Zero sympathy. Zero.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They're probably just hunting for a construct. I'm sure if anyone actually does move to Russia they'll just be given a gun and told to shoot ukrainians

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

They'll have a gun pointed at them and told to clear minefields in the Donbass.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Imagine being deranged enough to actually take that deal, damn

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I really wish Russia would get it's shit together. It's a beautiful country that just goes on forever. I've met Russians that are just awesome. I would love to go on vacation there, or even retire there one day. Buy a little dacha on a river next to some sleepy little village. But the politics, fucking Putin, fucking oligarchs....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The concerning part is the US is starting to look more and more like Russia in all the bad ways

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

I don't think it's starting, I think the mask is just slipping off. Russia used violence, America has been using financial violence...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Has there ever been a period in history where Russians haven't been oppressed by their government or the church?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

1991-1993, 1906-1914

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

While the dissolution of the Soviet union was great for the world, you would not have wanted to be a citizen of Russia living in Russia at that point. I have family members who still live there and did then and it was utter chaos and also created local power vacuums that got filled with local mafia style gangs or local police who also just acted like local mafia style gangs.

But yeah, as far as the federal government not shitting in Russians, that would be a proper window of time

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Well, now it's not utter chaos because one gang won.