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Anon takes up microdosing (slrpnk.net)
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[–] Kowowow 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I wonder what skin would be comparable to if it was even bullet resistant, I'm guessing rhino hide would be the closest real world thing

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

or a croc

Edit:

The Bulletproof List

Edit 2:

But, now seriously - the only bulletproof animal is Roger, the Kangaroo

He just needs to look at the Bullet, for it to fly straight back to the barrel

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think Roger just stole my girl by looking at her.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Roger doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down