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or a croc
Edit:
The Bulletproof List
Edit 2:
But, now seriously - the only bulletproof animal is Roger, the Kangaroo
He just needs to look at the Bullet, for it to fly straight back to the barrel
I think Roger just stole my girl by looking at her.
Roger doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down