What an idiot. Everyone knows you can make yourself invulnerable to bullets with blessed magic amulets available on the internet.
this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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Fake : OP had some skin condition and took some pic of his leg, then just took a pic of the same leg wrapped up in something
Gay : OP admits to getting penetrated
He took this old skeptic joke and ran with it.
I thought this meme was made because of this post? I've certainly seen an older greentext of the same shit.
I saw it pre-gamergate (pre-elevatorgate even)) in skeptic groups, making fun of "immune strenghtening exercises", meaning you expose yourself to germs on purpose and it was supposed to boost your immune system in the long run, not needing vaccines at all.
Vaccines are immune strengthening exercises ...
Why is the nurse still on Qt 3.14?
Technical debt; qt update in not a business priority and therefore not included in the KPIs
It was the last one that was pure c++, before they started playing around with all this QML stuff
He should get her number to help her update. She'd probably be grateful.
Because she's not a full gallon.
Reminds me of this:
Imagine his embarrassment when the charcoal just neutralizes all the toxic mountain dew and energy drinks in his guts, his ulcers heal, digestion improves and he feels better with more energy and then decides to go out and take up surfing, where he meets a nice girl on the beach and they hit it off and eventually get married and raise a bunch of kids, then BAM outta nowhere, 27 years later, hit by a truck.
God that's so fucking awesome lol, what a hero
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These glimpses into the world of the stupid and mentally ill are as fascinating as they are disturbing.
Bro, did you not hear? One of the nurses was a QT3.14, he didn't get her digits, and she probably thinks he's highly regarded, but he saw her. Surely that counts for something
She's in Canada, you wouldn't know her.
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Wouldn't you feel like a fool if'n this guy figured out the secret and was out there taking 50 cal rounds to the face.
I think he doesn't need a 50cal round to the face as his brain is already damaged enough.
If you take a 50 cal round to the face and walk away from it with only brain damage, you should enter the lottery
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"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
getting outraged over this nonsense says so much more about you than it does about OOP having a giggle.
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Darwin was right
A magical place
You're supposed to shoot yourself in the foot.
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