Canada

Reaume, whose divinity degree comes from the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary in Louisville, Kentucky, offers his flock an autocratic hero to match his politics. “If we appealed to Donald Trump to restore our social and constitutional order by annexing Canada, we would not be too far out of line with our own constitutional heritage.” 

But what about the problem that Canada is further “left” than the United States? “Only those former Canadians and their offspring who clearly demonstrate loyalty to American ideals would be permitted to vote,” writes Reaume. As for the others? No mention. Perhaps they could be deported to Salvadoran prisons?