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[–] wise_pancake 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Corn dogs are cylindrical sandwiches

Chicken balls are spherical sandwiches.

Scotch eggs are spherical burgers, which are a subset of sandwiches.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Corn dogs and chicken balls are calzones.

Scotch Eggs are ~~salad~~ Calzone, because they're are not just an egg covered in meat.

I didn't make the cube rule of food classification, I just enforce it blindly and with great fervor.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

How is a Scotch egg a salad?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Apologies, It's obviously Calzone when whole.

For some reason I forgot scotch eggs had breading on the outside.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hmm... apology accepted. But you should eat more Scotch eggs!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

This will be an appropriate penance, I accept!

[–] wise_pancake 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I would think it’s a calzone based on the chart

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Exactly! I am offended by _stranger_'s "great fervor" getting it wrong!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

What about arancini?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hmm... what is shepherd's pie, then? Upside-down toast?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

upside down potato pizza

[–] wise_pancake 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Okay but how is pumpkin pie toast and not a quiche?

It has support on all sides and bottom.

Edit: I guess it’s a slice of pie?