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[–] [email protected] 269 points 2 days ago (8 children)

So it's a taxi.

Motherfucker loves trying to reinvent the wheel only to end up at the goddamn wheel.

"I'ma invent a giant system that goes underground so we can move people around faster!" That's a subway, you santorum-covered condom.

[–] [email protected] 94 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Par for the course for techbros. His hyperloop was a shittier train. UberPool is a shittier bus. All these dumbfucks grow up being told they're the specialest boys, so of course people who made better things before them were clearly wrong.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hyperloop was a raging success - it stopped funding of railway. I believe he even admitted that this was behind it to begin with.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Luckily only in Murica.

The liberal parties here tried to make the same argument here, but luckily no one takes them seriously (in Europe this means something different, than in the US. It's not progressive/left-leaning, they are more like Libertarians/Republicans. They don't hate gay people, but hate paying taxes and regulations)

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Motherfucker loves trying to reinvent the wheel only to end up at the goddamn wheel.

A shittier version of the wheel.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Isn't the Cybertruck steering wheel called a squircle?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Hahahaha

Edit: oh fuck I thought you were just making a joke. Jesus fucking Christ.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Terrible name for a terrible design. Yoke style steering wheels are not safe for cars because they create awkward handholds as they rotate.

Yoke style works in planes and race cars where they aren't rotated 360+ degrees regularly, rarely over 90 degrees either direction.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

If it made sense, Saab would have done it.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I cringed. I don't know if you made that up or not, and the fact that I genuinely can't tell made me sad for this stupid timeline.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Apparently it fucking is. God I hate everything.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

If so, they stole that name from Sony

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

::: spoiler An X... New rimless cross spoke omnidirectional wheel pic of a tank trap

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Musky naming something involving X.

Challenge: Impossible.

[–] NotSteve_ 8 points 2 days ago

A square and it’s going to be revolutionary. Each side of the square is going to be an add-on

[–] Archangel1313 3 points 2 days ago

AKA...the "New and Improved Wheel". It's all about the marketing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

A wheel that may very well kill you, depending on a number of factors that they are well aware of, but unwilling to admit to, in order to fix them.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

props for the accurate use of "santorum."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

The story behind that was that there was a actual plan for public transportation in California, but the hype trains surrounding this diverted all that attentionaway from meaningful changes

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Santorum lmao there’s a classic I forgot about

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh I didn't. I use it regularly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

You mean You create it regularly😝😝

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

“Failure is an option here. If things are not failing, you are not innovating enough.”

-Elon Musk

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

But it’s Nazi inventions. Or something I dunno. He’s an idiot and has always been. Just took everyone this long to realize it.