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It’s like accents. Did you know America is the only place that doesn’t have language accents? We just speak normal English here.
I like accents. There’s a nugget of truth to that though. Accent variation in the UK is greater than across the whole of the US. You can drive the length of Britain in America and still hear less variation than you’d get in just 15 miles across parts of the UK, thanks to its highly localized linguistic evolution over centuries. Interestingly, some American accents are actually closer to 17th century English than many found in the UK today, and (comparatively) lack strong markers like rhotic dropping, vowel shifts, or intonation patterns that give it a ‘vanilla’ vibe.
I would imagine that this has similar root causes like Italian in South Tyrol. About 100 years ago in an attempt to forcefully italianize the german-speaking Tyroleans the fascists moved a lot of italians from all over Italy into South Tyrol, resulting in a very clean italian (somewhat "high-italian") being spoken there, opposed to the various regional dialects all over Italy. The clean language is a more common ground between everyone, so it makes sense to default to that (and is a lot closer to the language foreigners learn)
I have a buddy in London who swears he can almost tell what neighborhood someone grew up in based solely on their accent. I don't think it's quite that bad but last time I was there he did point out several that were solely in London.
Yep I can tell apart different accents from around Glasgow. Most cities will look like this so easier than it sounds.
That map is Manchester. The clue is "scally" in the west and posh as you get towards Cheshire.
Yes I know it was an example hence ‘most’
Same for me, grew up in the countryside, there were at least 3-4 villages that had a distinctive enough accent that I could pick up on it.
That is because the size of an area has less importance to the development of dialects than time. Dialects developed in pre-industrial times in fairly small localised areas, when contact with other areas was sparse. European countries much smaller than the UK still have more dialects than the US because of this.
Interestingly, English does have a "reference" accent. "Queens English".
Back in the days of the British empire, the aristocracy had a serious problem. When they traveled, the local population were difficult to understand, they all had accents. To solve this, the hired help were taught not just English but a clear "accentless" English. This meant the rich could go anywhere in the empire and not have to decode the local's butchering of English.
While it's used a lot less now, it was only a few decades back that the BBC stopped requiring it for news broadcasts. It's the "classic" British accent you see on TV shows.
Fun fact it's also the Coruscanti accent in Star Wars
Apparently Indonesian, Malay, Swahili, and Zulu also don't have accents (among languages that use the Latin alphabet).
Except if you go to Boston, New York, or the South. They all speak adulterated English.
Fuck the south
You watched this video too, didn't you?