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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (3 children)

At work we have a scale sensitive to the 1/10,000 of a gram. 4 decimal digits. It's so sensitive it needs to be encased in a box so tiny connection currents don't make it go frantic! Even in the box the number changes a lot. 15 0s is nutty.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

connection currents

Convection currents?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Yes. Heckin Gboard.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Mine can tell if I'm sitting next to it's desk or not. I've come to the conclusion it's the deformation of the ground the desk is sitting on.

It's really a silly amount of precision for what I use it for. But It's so fun to lock g on .0000, even if only for a few seconds. Anyone who has a target of a specific amount of 0s can do it themselves. After the first 2 shits pretty random.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And a hit of acid would show something between 0.0000 and 0.0002 on the scale.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Not when I'm the detector!