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[–] [email protected] 137 points 10 months ago (6 children)

I know Anons are dumb, but are they voting for Nigel Farage dumb?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago

Surely you know better than to ask that, Satan

[–] bionicjoey 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Anon has an American flag next to their post. They aren't really Bri'ish

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

They're so dumb that they're doing it ironically

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

Well of course! Facism is the solution to an overbearing government, right?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Well the fact that they’re bigots helps them stomach it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Which is worse, Thatcher or Farage?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thatcher, may she burn in hell, was far better than Farage. She at least had significant political skill, and an actual plan for the UK.

Farage is a grifter of Trump's mindset, but a few more braincells.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If he actually wins Clapton then I think we should wall the entire region off, because clearly there's some kind of mind altering contaminant in the water.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

It's probably for the best anyway just to protect the rest of us from Jaywick.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thatcher’s thangs were thangin’ though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Every time Thatcher sexily spoke about fiscal responsibility I got an inch and a half of blue steel in my sweatpants.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

What do you expect from the gaseous and liquid excrement of Satan?