this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2023
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Damn OP, these are hilarious-- thanks :)
nnaaaah C:
I'm so glad it's the weekend and I don't have coworkers around to hear me cackling at my desk right now.
This is making me miss r/imsorryjon.
That sub was delightfully terrifying. Let's bring it back here!
Yes....let's. You first. :)
Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using an URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: [email protected]
Ohhh...you don't want me attempting computery stuff.
That’s a great idea. If it doesn’t happen soon I guess I’ll make one. Don’t really feel like moderating the r/ImReallySorryJon content though lol
Wtf is going on with those nails
This is more disturbing to me than the Garfield.
How would you wipe your ass?
You think this plastic can contain me, jon?
You fed it after midnight, didn't you?
Lasagna, surely.
I'm sorry Jon
It looks like a Star Wars character that you wouldn't trust, but would still highly value their advice.
Vac-packed Garfield looks like lasagna
how the hell does she wipe her ass with those velociraptor talons.
with pain
Shit I thought I would finally find the answer ..
Vac-packed Garfield is giving me Hulk Hogan energy
For some reason this hit me just right, I can't stop laughing like a hyena.
“You think this thin wrap will contain me, John?
I am infinite.
One day I’ll break through, and will keep expanding until I extinguish your universe.”
This just reminded me of the pepe the frog Pikachu plushie lol. https://m.aliexpress.com/i/3256804843998764.html?gatewayAdapt=Pc2Msite4itemAdapt
This looks like the aftermath of one of those hydraulic press videos. 😅
I have that plushie! Love it
I guess you nailed it
Instruction: Put in water to return to normally fucked looking state.
It’s the necro-Graf-acon
Looks cute though
Tuesday: I was through with hopin' 🎶🎶
Wednesday, my empty arms are open.
it looks like an owl lmfao
…wrapped in plastic…
Oh this is hilarious!
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