this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2023
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the t stands for toilet... of course

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

That's why I poop on company time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

More like boss makes a dollar I make a quarter of a cent

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

That's why I work 3 jobs to pay the fucking rent.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I pity the fool who misses such an important meeting!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“If you’ll excuse me, gents, gotta go start an important download.”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

surely it's upload because you're sharing the... uhm... content with the network

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

The internet really is a series of tubes afterall

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

They said what they said.

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