Hey in my defense I did hand wash a spoon and a bowl so I could have cereal for dinner even though all the dishes were dirty, so it's not like household tasks don't get done.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I strongly prefer handwashing. I wash while I cook so it never (mentally) becomes a big scary task - I'm just indulging my perfectionism in washing a couple of things as an activity intermission... I guess it's like a cooking mini game.

[–] thanks_shakey_snake 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In the interest of transparency, I feel compelled to disclose that I took the spoon and bowl out of the mostly-full dishwasher to hand wash. I have still not started the dishwasher (I already completed a household task today, you see).

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Hey, I don't judge you. You needed a spoon and bowl and you got them - mission accomplished.

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m proud of you bud

[–] thanks_shakey_snake 2 points 1 year ago

Thanks :')

[–] Lath@kbin.social 25 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Would you do household chores to procrastinate from doing work?

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago

I literally did that today. First I dumped the laundry on the couch, and then a few hours later I folded it and put it away

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I have a standing desk so I tend to sweep whenever I'm in a meeting.

[–] Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Give me a couple of hours and i'll decide. Oops can't do both now haha!

[–] Arkaelus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yep, it's laundry for me... or I just get stuck cleaning my entire bathroom once I start wiping off the water smudges on the faucet. 10 minutes later, it's been two hours and the work day's over!

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let’s not forget our lady Marijuana.

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Parallel access to depressing memories and constant paranoia over the smallest things. How fun!

[–] cloud_herder@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Sometime I don’t want to feel seen… 🫥

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

OP: 🔭👀

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Social media: the mortifying ordeal of being known, as a service.

[–] carbonprop 15 points 1 year ago

Did we just become best friends?

[–] DuckOverload@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is all just about normalizing poor decisions, right?

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 6 points 1 year ago

Yup

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Just A and C for me - I like to avoid vices. Thankyouverymuch.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Shit, 2 out of 3 isn't too bad.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Eh, I'll just take an A today...

Ah, what the hell, I could eat. Let's do an A & C...

Weelllll, doing C is basically doing B too so....

I'll get an E. Same as always.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

And none really produce the serotonin/dopamine, it just makes the nagging feeling disappear.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Finally tried B for the first time in ages, and now I'm in day twelve of Amazon fucking me around like spending gift cards is an unprecedented misuse. The first three rounds were 'please reply with proof these are real... sorry, this e-mail address doesn't accept replies.'

I'm still not 100% convinced it's not some obscenely clever scam.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Masturbation is always the answer.

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like lately it's not. I don't know, but there's no joy. It's not like I'm addicted. Maybe twice a week or so. But the excitement is gone

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Try asking someone else to do it for you.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey maaa, come here!

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

I broke me arms!

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 4 points 1 year ago

E of course. Like everyday

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Shit. I've done everything but d. Pre-ordered ff 7 rebirth for 56 quid. Eat some nuggies cos I couldn't be fucked cooking and had wank this morning before lunchtime.

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Ok but what if I already did all of E) 30 minutes after waking up ... What now? Gambling?

[–] Atemu@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Since you're posting here, the answer is obvious.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

B and D and gym

[–] bottleofchips@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

All except D, C and B

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

F: Stumble upon this community by chance and not leave for X hours

(I'm not diagnosed... yet)

Edit: Also this

[–] force@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

real

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

F. Pay a homeless person to let them stab you

[–] tagginator@utter.online -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

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[–] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So what does replying to the bot do?

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Nothing (it is poorly worded).

Looks like if you’re on Mastodon, you can reply to the parent post above this bot’s Mastodon post to join the discussion both on Mastodon & Lemmy.

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