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[–] [email protected] 128 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Rofl, if this isn't bullshit, those cops must have either been bored out of their minds or just had a good sense of humor.

This is the law enforcement equivalent to a little kid yelling "BOO!" at you, and you pretending to be scared.

"Whaaaaat, you're arresting -meeee-?!?! Oh noooooo!"

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago

Narrator voice: "it was bullshit"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You can inform a police officer that he or she is under citizen arrest. You can call the police and have an officer come out with the paperwork, which YOU have to sign. If the arrest is false, YOU are liable both criminally and civilly.

[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No way this isn’t satire

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No apparently a video exists of this.

[–] Darkassassin07 26 points 1 year ago (4 children)

That I'd like to see. I'll get the popcorn

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I’ve been vaccinated for COVID 5 times over the last 3 years, and have received various vaccines over 41 years. Slowest. Euthanasia. Ever.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You joke, but since you got the jab I can guarantee you will die.

(Just not any faster than normal...)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank you for the reminder there is probably a new version I'm missing.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That's it, you have done it now. You are hereby attested!

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 year ago (10 children)

As an American: I'm really sorry if we infected you with this particular brand of idiocy. If only there were a vaccine...

Someone's going to reply: education is, but I offer PragerU as counter-evidence. There's a quality scale in education, as well.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Prager u isn't education, it's propaganda.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't worry. My country's bible belt has been used in epidemic studies for measles long ago. It's not just 'Murica.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I’m fairness, Andrew Wakefield is British.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I frequently have youtube up on my TV for background noise.

PragerU and those AI generated ads talking about free money are things I see far to frequently, and make me far too irrationally angry.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Oh no mate, this is all our own madness.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anti-vax sovcit? Mark my words - with that level of conspiracism and entitled self-victimisation, they'll be a full-blown Nazi by the end of the year.

It's always the Jews with these fuckers.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well if they didn't have fucking SPACE LASERS pointed at my favorite PIZZA PLACE.

Let's do the math here people. P. I. Z. Z. A. What ELSE has 2 Z's??? That's right. Nazzis. They're extra Nazi. And the only way to fight nazzis is with Nazïsm. We need all the Nazis we can get to fight the Jewish space cosmonauts, who will break open the fermament and send us all careening in to the great blue void.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"Hey cops, I arrested some of your officers, come get them"

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The situation is dumb, but citizen's arrest in general is covered by laws in some counties, UK being among them.
In specific situations, a random person on the street can arrest a criminal lawfully.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

And under the correct circumstances, you can even lawfully arrest a cop.

Technically. Good luck actually pulling it off.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ah, but do they have the right to un-arrest?

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago

De-arrest*

You have to use the correct magic words or they don't work.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

This is the UK law for citizens arrest really the most important difference between this and a police arrest is the police can arrest you with the intention of finding out IF a crime has been commited, whereas you must know a crime has been commited by the person you're arresting, otherwise it's just kidnapp

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Absolutely, they can. I did it several times as a security person at Walmart. The biggest difference is that a citizen does not have immunity to being sued, and a citizen can not transport. You better be damn sure you're right, or you're getting sued into oblivion.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (6 children)

American here, how do you de - arrest someone? Over here once you're arrested only a judge // jury can say you're not guilty, the person that made the arrest, or the police don't have any say in that part of the criminal justice system.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you're de-arrested you're not locked in a cell (custody). If you're released after questioning it's being de-arrested. If you're held in a cell during any of it you can't be de-arrested, you have to be "released without charge".

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-29784497

"de-arrested" is not technically the same as "released without charge". The key difference in terminology is whether the person is taken into custody and processed, says a spokesman for the Association of Chief Police Officers (Acpo).

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2006/mar/01/law.emmabrockes

TLDR:

  • Arrest - copper has you.
  • De-arrest - Copper lets go.
  • Released without charge - Released from police custody cell (jail) after an arrest.
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can't the AG just decline to prosecute and release you? Being arrested =/= being charged after all.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

It happens all the time. Officer makes the decision to arrest, puts the person in handcuffs and the car. A supervisor shows up, a story gets changed, or an officer finds out that something proves someone is lying, and the person is released. I've seen it happen when a non-violent offender had warrants, but it turned out they were having a kid's birthday party (discovered when the dad came out to check on the mom because she'd been outside 'smoking' for longer than usual).

Arrested is a step up from detention. Detention = you're not free to leave. Arrested = you are not free to go, you're coming with the officer to jail, and they have belief you committed a crime that you will be charged with (or have a warrant, thus already charged). There is nothing that says once arrested an officer can't take off handcuffs and let you go. There really isn't that much distinguishing the two in the law, except for statutes about identifying yourself (where I live, anyway). My laws use the word custody in far greater amounts than arrest.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

As a fellow US citizen, my American brain can also not comprehend this. How do you de-shoot someone?!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Police can release without charge.

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[–] someguy3 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I can only assume he said "you're arrested".

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

He probably wrote it in red ink at 45 degrees on the cops’ shadow.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's exactly what he did. He just kept asking one officer to arrest the other officer and they all refused and just stared at him like he was a nutjob.

Eventually he just declared they were arrested.

https://www.unilad.com/news/antivaxxer-wants-police-officer-arrested-over-genocide-20220121

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

By the (lack) of logic of the antivaxx, we all should be dead.... 2 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm trying to figure out their logic, they identify as a non-U.S. citizen, but believe they have jurisdiction to make arrests in another country? What is the plan? To detain or abduct members of a foreign country? I'm fairly certain that would be considered an act of war. Better make sure he isn't armed or he'll trigger article 5 of NATO and he'll be at war with several countries.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

It will happen next Tuesday at 1pm.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've been vaccinated multiple times and each time I died within a year later. /s

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's been 3 years since we all started getting vaccinated. Surely we'd all be dead by now.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

The video footage followed?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I really really really wish these people would try this to cops in America. The more dead anti-vaccine morons, the better.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I strongly suspect the UK officers came to have a laugh at their expense when told some idiots were trying to "arrest" the police.

[–] ImplyingImplications 15 points 1 year ago

"Mate, you need to come round here and see this wanker"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Are these arrested police in the room with us now?

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