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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Meat obelisk.

I too have played warframe.

Weirdly that's not the most bizarre thing in the lore.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Time is an illusion. And so is death.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Time is an illusion.

Lunchtime doubly so.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You must be a hoopy frood.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I really know where my towel is!

[–] Rediphile 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All ham is processed isn't it? Salted and smoked.

[–] troyunrau 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You can get uncured ham -- it's a reference to the cut of meat. In this case, the "butt" of the pig just above the rear leg.

Source: grew up on pig farm

[–] Rediphile 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ahh thanks for clarifying. But the devil advocate in me is thinking 'If it's been cut, it's been processed'

[–] Album 4 points 11 months ago

By that logic a steak is processed beef. But yeah there's a bit of a subjective line in the sand - all food goes through a process of some sort. Even veggies have to be picked, sorted, and washed.

Generally what is meant by processed is either food that's undergone a preservative process or food with additives to make a secondary product. Like American cheese is processed cheese because it has additives after the original cheese process.

Generally butchery or packaging is not the colloquial bar for 'processed'.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

My Irish grandma regularly cooked Roast Butt. My cousin and I would regularly giggle.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Okay, one raw ham coming up"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's organic because it's mostly organs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Prosciutto?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I see your ham slab and raise you a rafe15 pikachu.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The pic is of Mortadella, not ham.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

https://www.who.int/news-room/questions-and-answers/item/cancer-carcinogenicity-of-the-consumption-of-red-meat-and-processed-meat

Processed meat refers to meat that has been transformed through salting, curing, fermentation, smoking, or other processes to enhance flavour or improve preservation. Most processed meats contain pork or beef, but processed meats may also contain other red meats, poultry, offal, or meat by-products such as blood.

Before anyone asks, no, 'salt' doesn't refer to sodium chloride in this context but rather curing salt or sodium nitrite.

'Unprocessed ham' is just a consumer term for 'uncured ham', which ironically is still cured, just with sodium chloride and not sodium nitrite. But sure let's pretend every 'Ma'am' asking for nitrite-free ham is just a homeopathic dunce asking for the non-existent.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It is a physical deceleration of man's contempt for the natural order.

💯 💯 💯 💯 💯

You are not hunting for food in Wal-Mart. All your hippie "I was meant to eat this" arguments suck.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

“I like to eat my ham,

it makes me feel like shmam.

Have you seen the movie ‘Kazaam’?

But back to ham.

Did you know that an imam is a man

who leads prayers in a mosque?

What if you pronounced imam ‘i-mam’?

Would that make you think of ham?

My name is Stan.

Ham”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You took the ham.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Saved for later. Cheers.

[–] troyunrau 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You must gnaw on the buttocks of a living pig.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Don't talk about my mother like that

[–] ininewcrow 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'll take two .... I'll meet the forklift operators out front to tell them where to load them all

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

"Meat obelisk", "hubris manifest"... Yes! Write that down!
By the way, does anyone know of a "words that I like" community that collects such sonant pontifications? TV quotes, one or two words, swear alternatives, etc? Is ShowerThoughts the only place? There once was a ArgueLikeEnglishman sub, but it was short-lived on reddit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

"Prism of pork" got me good.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Maybe we could start a /c/cellardoor sub?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Maybe start !CobraChicken or what have you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Very Monty Python-esque.

E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!!

THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

OP misunderstood the christian customer. He asked "Is that ham posessed?". Customer was just looking for training material for his remote learning "exorcism for beginners" course.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

The power of Christ kielbasa

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

When Jesus put a thousand demons into a bunch of pigs, they had to be alive enough to immediately run off a cliff.

This pissed off the entire town and got his ass chased out.

Matthew 8:28-34.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In the eyes of the gods .... we are all meat obelisks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

2001: A Space Delicacy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

When I worked in a meat packing factory one summer these things fucking stank!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dimeslime 1 points 1 year ago

This makes meat obelisk slices sound more appealing to me. And now I'm hungry.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

By the end of that, you'd expect slimy worms crawling out of that ham...