Ask Lemmy

I can live off soiled bread I suppose

Basically no change.

I'd be just fine.

I came up with the spelling based on the word "pattern", and this was just a screwy way of spelling it ~30 some years ago and it's just what I've always used. I'd probably be screwed if I had to rely on it, other than finding patterns in nature can help animals stay alive, I guess? That's all I got.

Pretty good actually.

With the US healthcare system? Expensive.

Well, I can hunt, I guess.

Haha, I’ll still be around in millions of years.

I'm aceing at it, sadly.

I'm just some random Lord now, which theoretically will come with resources so I should be okay

Maybe dying isn't so bad after all...

Im okay with this, whole movies exist with this outcome, good times ahead

Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.

It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

We musn't speak of him. He is legend.

People think I'm bullshitting all the time.

Ganon with the Morph Ball upgrade would be U N S T O P P A B L E

Not a lot changes

I will foolishly ride my dolly to safety like a wobbly skateboard. See you later losers!

Mecha + Magic = Mechagic Im in a magic mecha, i think im doing well

Bollocks.

I should be fine, just gotta change my name

Porn i guess

I need to work on my temper

Most of them are dead, but Mr Burns has enough money to keep me going a while.

I think I'd be alright.

The Grasshopper Mouse kills scorpions and then screams about it afterwards, so I think I'll do alright.

Seems like a fun spell

Being a 'jockbox genius' means I'd be living on 'spam street', good buddy!

I'm not gonna worry about it

Curse this mortality, amiright fellow human?

I guess this one is a bit of a freebie for me.

I'm mostly fine, I hope

It doesn't have to be good, right?

Monté Christo was quite skillful.

I would have to go back to reddit to get an "open in new tab" function. This username is actually because I created an account once (years ago) after nuking my first one just so I could have the "open in new tab" functionality back.

Not bad, especially if she comes with her ship.

I'm already dead

Yeah I’m pretty fucked if my ability to stay alive is predicated upon my assembly programming abilities. Don’t ask me to multiply.

Would be nice to be buzzed all the time

The walls are closing in...

My name is genuinely not actually Steve so I'm good

I now rule a highly advanced, militaristic, and xenophobic alternate reality and have psionic abilities. It's not as great as is sounds, my future wife is going to psionically teleport a gray-goo bomb into my chest at the end of the big climactic boss fight.