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If you have one of those halo things your already kind of dead right?
Basically no change.
I'd be just fine.
Well, I can hunt, I guess.
I'm just some random Lord now, which theoretically will come with resources so I should be okay
Maybe dying isn't so bad after all...
Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.
We musn't speak of him. He is legend.
I guess that I'm now praying to a really shitty version of Satan, uh. Or perhaps selling really cheap lamps?
("Lvxferre" is just broken Latin for "Lucifer", or "light-bringer")
Ganon with the Morph Ball upgrade would be U N S T O P P A B L E
Haha, I’ll still be around in millions of years.
Link and Shulk, doing it 69 style, would have to be involved.
Im okay with this, whole movies exist with this outcome, good times ahead
I try to save money anyway, so I guess it’ll be ok. At least as long as nobody needs avenged.
Bollocks.
im now a vampire with a slutty thrall?
i guess theres worse ways to live
I should be fine, just gotta change my name
spoiler
I may also need to get smarter
Would be nice to be buzzed all the time
The walls are closing in...
I hope for your sake that your name isn't Jack.
I got an RC car... At least I'll die having fun.
But what if it didn't happen in my timeline?
I would have to go back to reddit to get an "open in new tab" function. This username is actually because I created an account once (years ago) after nuking my first one just so I could have the "open in new tab" functionality back.
I'm fire proof, and a shit speller.
I'm mostly fine, I hope
It doesn't have to be good, right?
Not bad, especially if she comes with her ship.
Porn i guess
Yeah I’m pretty fucked if my ability to stay alive is predicated upon my assembly programming abilities. Don’t ask me to multiply.
I'm not gonna worry about it
Being a 'jockbox genius' means I'd be living on 'spam street', good buddy!
I guess this one is a bit of a freebie for me.
I think I'd be alright.
The Grasshopper Mouse kills scorpions and then screams about it afterwards, so I think I'll do alright.