Me when I peel my foreskin back.
this post was submitted on 06 May 2024
492 points (96.6% liked)
Science Memes
12736 readers
2666 users here now
Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!
A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.
Rules
- Don't throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
- Keep it rooted (on topic).
- No spam.
- Infographics welcome, get schooled.
This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
Research Committee
Other Mander Communities
Science and Research
Biology and Life Sciences
- !abiogenesis@mander.xyz
- !animal-behavior@mander.xyz
- !anthropology@mander.xyz
- !arachnology@mander.xyz
- !balconygardening@slrpnk.net
- !biodiversity@mander.xyz
- !biology@mander.xyz
- !biophysics@mander.xyz
- !botany@mander.xyz
- !ecology@mander.xyz
- !entomology@mander.xyz
- !fermentation@mander.xyz
- !herpetology@mander.xyz
- !houseplants@mander.xyz
- !medicine@mander.xyz
- !microscopy@mander.xyz
- !mycology@mander.xyz
- !nudibranchs@mander.xyz
- !nutrition@mander.xyz
- !palaeoecology@mander.xyz
- !palaeontology@mander.xyz
- !photosynthesis@mander.xyz
- !plantid@mander.xyz
- !plants@mander.xyz
- !reptiles and amphibians@mander.xyz
Physical Sciences
- !astronomy@mander.xyz
- !chemistry@mander.xyz
- !earthscience@mander.xyz
- !geography@mander.xyz
- !geospatial@mander.xyz
- !nuclear@mander.xyz
- !physics@mander.xyz
- !quantum-computing@mander.xyz
- !spectroscopy@mander.xyz
Humanities and Social Sciences
Practical and Applied Sciences
- !exercise-and sports-science@mander.xyz
- !gardening@mander.xyz
- !self sufficiency@mander.xyz
- !soilscience@slrpnk.net
- !terrariums@mander.xyz
- !timelapse@mander.xyz
Memes
Miscellaneous
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
You got dick teeth??
Wait, you don't?
What's the difference between a redneck maggot and every other maggot?
Redneck maggots have a dicktooth
the infamous maggat
That’s a weird croissant with eyes.
The croissant that eats you back.
Nah this thing is firmly in control of its destiny.
Staring contest, 3, 2, 1, GO!
On the Human skin are living more creatures of these, than existing Humans on Earth. For example, these are running across your face right now without you noticing. All of us have these maskots.
This is triggering a phobia in me. I don't want to imagine them creeping on me.
Are these the things I was told are beneficial as a kid?
They feed on dead skin cells and prevent infections. Yes, most of them are beneficial, just like those that live inside us. Although naturally there are also harmful ones, although they are usually the exception. This is why don't Panic knowing that bacteria and bugs like these account for several kilos of our weight. Its benefit is noted among others in digestive disorders and other side effects after treatment with antibiotics, which unfortunately also kills them..
delet
load more comments
(8 replies)
Reminds me of Scrat from the Ice age movies
it has what scientists call teef
Micrographs are awesome. My favourite is the tapeworm with false colour that looks like a methhead https://i.redd.it/97oiw37koff21.jpg
Also, unfortunately, it reminds me of this heinous thing: https://twitter.com/suzuya_96/status/1501884233656467459?lang=en
I hate you. I hate this. I need bleach.
Luckily, the text loaded fast, while the image lagged, so I had time to close. Sometimes, having a shitty internet pays off.
load more comments
(1 replies)
Ffs. It’s too late for me but there is still time to delete this.
Oh no comrade Andrenikous, it has only just begun.
Can confirm, Xitter is heinous. Seeing no image there. :(
load more comments
(3 replies)
Looks like a goofy Micro Walrus.
Insects up close creep me out. It's good humans are bigger than insects. I don't want to see human-sized insects.
As CO2 levels increase, plants will grow faster and put out more oxygen. This will allow insects to absorb enough oxygen to increase to prehistoric sizes.
I imagine it saying wassaaaaaaap
Shai-Hulud's dumber cousin.
Those eyes have seen some THINGS.
That’s okay. I didn’t want to go to sleep tonight anyways.
Foot-in-mouth maggot meme template?
Looks like a scrapped idea for an enemy in The Neverhood.
Wow, a reference to The Neverhood. Didn't expect that today!
It looks like a clay model
Welp, don't need these eyes anymore.
“GORSH!!! THEM MAMMALSH ARE SHURE FUNNY LOOKIN’”
Pftephen?
Goofy lil fella!