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[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago

It’s a no-brainer

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I feel like a zombie wouldn't be able to consent. If they can speak intelligently, they're not a zombie, they're something else.

As for marriage, I think the contract would be automatically void, "til death do us part" and all that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

There are examples of thinking zombies in media. Tales From the Crypt had some.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Going to the chapel and I'm gonna get buried!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

i'll marry u once u come back. pls don't have your parts sagging too much,

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You mean like, how do you find one to marry, or what are best practices within a marriage to a zombie?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Maybe both.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Checkout the republican primaries?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Warm Bodies would be much more relevant to OP's question. But SOTD is a better movie.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

First you gain control of time and space. Then recreate the world with zombies as a thing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

That's the neat part, you don't.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

There is some sort of joke about head here but I can't find it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

There's doujinshi about that but I'm afraid I can't post it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago