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I'm now a pro magic the gathering player! Never thought I'd ascend to such heights, I'm terrible at magic lol

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Is this specifically things we do during work hours more than our actual job? Or what we choose to do with our free time?

Cause if it's slacking off at work, sadly, I am probably now a professional Solitaire player. If it's in my free time... Well, my ADHD keeps me hopping from activity to activity so often let's just call it "Special Projects Manager"...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Professional Guinea pig Petter

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (12 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Professional flight simulator pilot. I can fly a Boeing 737, 747, 777, 787, Airbus A300, A310, A320, McDonnell Douglas MD-11, and BAe 146, as long as there are no system failures and I can access my Navigraph charts.

Time compression would be great for those long haul flights as well. NYC to Tokyo in a few hours at 4x time would be sweet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

VR game level designer. Neat!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Professional Kingdom of Loathing player, I guess! I may spend more time on other things, but other than biological necessities, KoL is the only thing I do every day no matter where I am 😁

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I gave up in my second month of grinding for rare vertebrae for the Bone Dragon. Glad to know more patient people have fun with KoL. GLHF

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Using KolMafia for configurable automation and tons of other helpful scripts and the wiki to look stuff up helps tremendously! If I had to go without either, I'd probably burn out pretty fast too lol

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm a professional drinker.

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[–] bionicjoey 4 points 8 months ago

I'm a pro TTRPG think-abouter... Or a pro Pathfinder prepper.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Tobacconist and Sommelier.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Tracing shapes & cutting them out.

It's like 20% sewing, the other 80% being planning, geometry, resource management, tracing, and cutting.

And I often discover that I'm still bad at math! Pain. 🫠

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Catcher of grasshoppers for my chickens. Waterer of trees. Fermenteer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Professional click hero

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Researcher, or Lemmy account manager.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I’m a nanny! πŸ˜„

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I really hope everyone’s answer is professional sleeper, otherwise we have some very unhealthy people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

You misread the prompt, it's during work hours, not the whole day. Unless we'd expect people to sleep during work hours instead of the rest of the day to be healthy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Looks like I'm a professional sleeper...

Time for some OT! 😴

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Looks like I'm getting paid to play video games. I'll take it!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Fucking-off Engineer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Professional Factory Idle eSports

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

either driver or student.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I watch anime professionally? I guess I'm writing anime reviews now, or something?

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