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Metal Memes

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Memes. For metal music.

Don't be an ass and try to keep the gatekeeping and whatnot to a minimum. Memes from all sorts of metal genres and bands are welcome here.

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[–] [email protected] 165 points 10 months ago (8 children)

I know nothing about metal music, but I can only assume that "Party Cannon" is the darkest and hardest of them all.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Party Cannon is the band my head canon says that Rockso, the Rock'n'Roll Clown is from.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

the band my head canon says that Rockso, the Rock’n’Roll Clown is from

for those also wondering what the actual band is, it's Zazz Blammymatazz

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

They do cocaine!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

G-g-g-g-g-yeah!

[–] mihnt 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Too brutal, head banged off neck entirely

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Gotta love Party Cannon.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

They are heavy as fuck, yes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait is this poster actually real?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Pretty much true.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Lmao, like preschool teaparty massacre back in the day

[–] [email protected] 93 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Pretty sure the last one is "Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus" or Xavleg for short

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Lol I thought you were saying a pretty funny joke. Nope, that's a real band.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are you positive that this is not "Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages", also known as 55gore?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Yes, I can read drunken pig puke and I'm fairly confident

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

First one is Waking The Cadaver. Second one is xAxVxLxExGxBxMxAxOxFxFxFxAxSxSxSxSxIxTxIxMxIxWxOxAxMxNxDxUxTxRxOxAxBxCxWxAxPxWxAxExIxIxPxPxOxHxFxFxFx.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It reminds me of that time I didn't encode the text right and every other character was a null byte for some reason

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are you sure the second one is Xavleg? Their logo looks different (albeit equally unreadable).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Now that you mention it, I'm not entirely sure. I've cropped the logo and thrown it in a few reverse image searches, all the results imply Xavleg in one way or another, google led me to a post on (presumably) the band's facebook page titled "XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX Design Comp", but I can't see it because it's private. Assuming that's real, maybe it's an old/WIP logo of theirs.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I know a dude that's really good at decoding these, but at that resolution? No way

Hard to read the first word, but that top one I believe is "Worm Caravan"

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dude, it's such a trope because it's not only real, but has been going since the eighties.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm just shocked because I didn't make this meme and thought these were two intentionally illegible logos mocking the trope!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

It's crazy for sure :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Idk about the first one, but the second one totally is.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

It appears the second one was a concept art for Xavleg, but I dont think anyone's been able to confirm the source.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I read Walking Cadaver in the logo on top.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That'd make more sense than worm caravan, you're likely right

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

are we sure it's not Web Game? or Womb Coma?

[–] masterofn001 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Nah. You gotta keep trying. Look 'past' the image and relax your eyes. Hold your finger in front of your nose, then move it away slowly. You'll see it eventually.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

My favorite is

https://gimlisonofgloin.bandcamp.com/album/at-last-durins-mightiest-son-returns-to-the-field-of-battle-with-axe-in-hand-and-glory-in-his-heart

Gimli (from LOTR) themed death/slam and the name is both illegible and IN THE SHAPE OF AN AXE HEAD HOW METAL IS THAT

[–] Mammothmothman 10 points 10 months ago

The legibility of the logo reflects the intelligibility of their lyrics.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

What? You cant see the clearly spelled "aortic cabana" in the logo?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Unironically a good logo for a metal band named “Trypophobia”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Well that first one is Louisiana and the second one is the worst Batman symbol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Is it placenta?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Australian Batman is that you?!?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Looks like accelerated vascularization