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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Army of the 43 monkeys, sounds like a bad sequel. Would definitely watch!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

One is becoming president... Again...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

May they never be sent back to any research facility again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Alpha Genesis" is such a movie-villain company name, too. They call themselves "Primate Research Specialists."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you’re into following evil research companies check out Ridglan Farms.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yup, it makes my blood boil.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Isn't this how planet of the apes started. I would say humans had a good run but honestly we really didn't. I welcome being replaced by apes. Hopefully they do a better job than we did.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I dunno, man. None of these monkeys are Andy Serkis.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Someone get them on a bus to Florida stat!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Time to write my christmas list!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is this that movie with Dustin Hoffman?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Silly rabbit, Master Shifu is a red panda!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thanks. I know, I was just making a silly joke.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Me too. We all know it is clearly Hook :)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I'd be in trouble because I'd be setting up an Anne Frank attic refuge... for monkeys!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Monkey Shines was a great movie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Get your hands off me you damn dirty APE!