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[–] [email protected] 126 points 1 year ago (5 children)

articles for windows problems: here's a virus, it'll fix everything. enjoy!

articles for mac problems: this software fixes your exact issue in 2 clicks but it costs $50 and will never be integrated into MacOS officially

articles for linux issues: you have to sift through forums still styled like it's 2005 but someone will post 3 lines of terminal commands that will either fix your issue or brick your system

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

nothing beats linux roulette

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I remember once finding a blog post that solved my problem perfectly, then ran a fork bomb right when the problem was solved and crashed my system.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

2005 was the peak of web design.

[–] rab 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh man that version of last.fm, absolutely glorious

Also 2007 Facebook you could customize your profile however, move shit around, add 3rd party widgets even

Good times

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It really felt like the Internet belonged to the users. The difference was the freedom to make it yours.

[–] Mongostein 3 points 1 year ago

I would now like Lemmy to support MySpace style profiles for it’s users

[–] nik282000 2 points 1 year ago

In 2005 there were <1B users, today there are >5B. Most of those first billion were online because they WANTED to be online, they built personal websites, ran message boards and operated projects like Albinoblacksheep because they wanted to interact with other like minded nerds. Now most users are online because they have a phone, and phones are so limiting that all they can really do is scroll through feeds and 'share' links (try editing HTML on your phone some time).

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Don't forget that at the end of the linux process you physically feel your brain growing new synapses, and from that moment on you want to cry when people struggle with the same issue because it's so obvious

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

nothing gives me a feeling of power like fixing a problem on linux without having to immediately trawl through the arch wiki

[–] nik282000 2 points 1 year ago

I usually feel my brain loosing cells after a 6hr session of debugging a typo I made in a UUID.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I had the best experience with Linux out of the three. Although it is technically heavy

[–] [email protected] 115 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Me: Googling solutions as to why I can't get RDR2 to start or GTA IV to not run like shit.

100 AI-written clickbait shit articles: lol have you tried SFC /scannow and fixing your clock.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was under the impression that getting GTA IV to not run like shit is impossible

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

In case it's helpful to someone, RDR2 wanted to access the save files in My Documents that OneDrive needed to be running to sync properly.

Got no idea on GTA IV though, dxvk and FusionFix have failed to help me so far.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How did that become such a popular recommendation?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Windows reps on the main support site replied with SFC /scannow to basically any topic they didn't know how to fix.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It does actually occasionally really fix some shit though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you can't open a Windows critical app like start or options or the task bar it's usually the answer. On very rare occasion it can help with peripherals, but it should always be accompanied by system updates and dism

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[–] rab 5 points 1 year ago

Well wrong clock causes all kinds of problems. As a system administrator it is one of the first things to check. Computers love to be in sync

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

LLMs probably amalgamating and spewing common elements of real articles for multiple titles.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Only authentic with a [Solved] and the year in the title, super dumb description and always the same solving-suggestions:

Bluescreen DRIVER_IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL -2023[Solved]

Why do I get this?
This bluescreen does appear to be either caused by software (Drivers, installed apps, Windows) or Hardware, like your RAM or your CPU.

How do I solve it?
Quick and easy solution:
Try this tool:
spam.shady.domain/infiltrator.exe?download_you_fucking_idiot

Other solutions
You might want to:

  1. reboot
  2. "Check if your drivers are up to date by running Windows update" (yeah... right... Windows Update and Drivers, shitheads...)
  3. sfc /scannow
  4. DISM
  5. Try the tool above
  6. About this tool we gave you... tried it yet?
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Windows Update has been able to download drivers for several years now.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Search engines really need to step up their anti-spam game. These malware-pushing criminals do not belong in any reputable search index.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

The amount of times I have seen these sites is crazy. Some of them link to CNET downloads or some other shady software site that's been online for years.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] cygnus 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Very helpful resource, thanks for sharing!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

One of the most insightful things I've seen today.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Download this totally free tool

Free tool literally after you boot it:

[–] Rodeo 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You mean you actually downloaded it? Insanity

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Desperate times man

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I do wonder what I've downloaded in the past that I blindly followed instructions from out of frustration

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

No i wont download driver manager driver easy

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

AMA request: Someone who's actually downloaded the helpful tool.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Who you calling a helpful tool?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Trouble is what happens if everyone who goes there never comes back?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Data recovery is particularly rife with this trope.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Especially egregious since the answer is always just testdisk or photorec if it's REALLY fucked, if that can't do it then you pay someone with a god damn cleanroom.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

One of my biggest pet peeves