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[–] [email protected] 140 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Median and mode are 0. Mean is at 2.

A great way to teach averages.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 years ago (2 children)

My favourite way to teach how averages aren't always the perfect metric is:

Most people have higher than the average number of arms.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My favorite is averaging testicles and including both sexes.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The average person has less than one testicle

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is that true? The sex ratio I generally see quoted is 101:100 or 102:100 male:female. Unless more than that number of men are missing testicles.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

For various reasons, yes, many are missing one or more testicles

I'd say testicular cancer and castration, voluntary or not, account for many of that number

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Right, but is it more than 2 missing testicles per 102 men? Because that's what it would take to make the average less than one

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, the numbers seem to say yes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

What numbers, because while it's not exactly easy to google for, the numbers I'm seeing don't line up with that. Undescended testicles are relatively common, but that's fixable by surgery and they aren't missing, while testicular cancer, surgical castration (not chemical), and transgender surgeries all seem to account for far less than 1% of the population.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

I know of these operations and have used them

But man, this really does highlight the diffs

[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You know, if you do a curve fit on that data, you'll see that US Presidents have become more criminal over time.
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Where is Joe Biden hiding all those bodies?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

According to all the right-wingers...Joe Biden has masterminded the murder and coverups of thousands of murder while simultaneously being the most incompetent senile sitting president in history...while Hunter Biden has all the details documented on his laptop...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

When my wife's old laptop bit the dust, she jokingly said I should blank the hard drive put it on ebay as "hunter bidens laptop" and start the bidding at what we originally paid for the laptop.

I really thought about it but figured it would just cause trouble for us.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Should've just gone with "NOT Hunter Bidens Laptop"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

"Definitely not Hunter Biden's Laptop"

Description: This 2021 Dell XPS 13 was definitely not owned by Hunter Biden and we do not know why you would think that. It features a 13.4" screen, which Hunter Biden most certainly did not use to look at child pornography, a 4.1 GhZ Intel Core i3-1115G4 with integrated GPU, which did not process video calls between Hunter and Joe Biden where Hunter used his connections with Joe as leverage in Burisma, 8GB LPDDR4x 4267MHz memory, which was not used to cache videos Hunter took of himself naked as he recorded them, and a 256GB PCIe NVMe SSD which ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT contain any compromising material about either Hunter or Joe Biden which would end the Biden presidency and tank any chances of re-election.

Price: $650

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Just post it as "laptop from hell" and refuse to elaborate. Some Qnut will definitely buy it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

In the basement of a certain pizza place in DC.

No one would ever think to check it twice.

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 years ago (1 children)

tbf accepting a pardon is an admission of guilt, so I feel like Nixon should at least have a little bit of a bar there.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He was sadly never charged.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you weren't charged, but make a legally binding admission of guilt, have you committed a felony?

I feel like this is like, something they teach in some extra credit course at law school lmao

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago (9 children)

It says "charged," not "committed." Every president has probably committed felonies.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Ah, you're right, it does say 'charged'.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I don't know, I'm not sure William Henry Harrison had time to commit any felonies while president.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I can't even fathom how many Andrew Jackson must have ranked up.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why take a screenshot? Why not link to the Mastodon post and let it inline render. Or does Lemmy not do inline rendering of links from Mastodon like Firefish does?

That’s a big miss / needed feature if so. Last thing we need is more taking screenshots and reposting across the internet. Fediverse is perfectly positioned to do better than that.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] isVeryLoud 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

looks like this in Connect, missing its title

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I guess Obama was indicted for the tan suit and dijon mustard incidents

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I forgot all about that 🤭

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Felonies Georg is adn outlier and should not have been counted

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The point is that the loser has so many charges that the average across 46 presidents, 45 of whom have zero, is now 2.

That probably also says something about the lack of accountability for US presidents because there's definitely a nonzero number of other presidents who have committed felonies.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

fyi the comment you're replying to is a reference to Spiders Georg

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Oh shit, it's been so long since I heard that, it passed completely over my head.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[–] totallynotarobot 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

~~Covfefe?

But seriously you've had a stroke get that shit checked out.~~

Edit: TIL about a tumblr meme

Edit 2: and that Idk how to cross stuff out on Lemmy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

it's a reference to spiders georg

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Stop the timeline, please. I want to get off.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We're riding this baby into the ground. Dicks out and bottoms up boys and girls.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

MAGAts can't read

Adjusted for accuracy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

Remember this when our hyper-capitalist politicians and CEOs crow about what a "wealthy nation" we are despite this:

https://www.vox.com/policy/2023/3/8/23618237/homelessness-tent-encampments-housing-affordable

And this: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-01-24/two-in-three-can-t-cover-400-emergency-in-us-suze-orman-survey

We look wealthy statistically because of this: https://www.cnbc.com/2021/10/18/the-wealthiest-10percent-of-americans-own-a-record-89percent-of-all-us-stocks.html

We're just a gold plated cesspool of greed, exploitation, and greed worship.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I wonder what the average would be if they were charged with the crimes they actually did order done?

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