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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Thats the bees knees" is my goto.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

a whole caravan of ass

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It's just their knees, it's all g.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Both sexes can have or lack tits. So the first one is okay, the second one is sexist.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Who said anything about sex? I’d rather read an essay comparing these:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just keep these fellas out of it:

Blue footed booby bird

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

They’ll eat all the nuts for sure!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

In the same way people of all genders can have tits, so can people of all genders have nuts, so if that's your reasoning, either both are sexist, or neither are.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

If you read my comment carefully you will notice that I was talking about Sex, not Gender.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ovaries are just nuts in the inside

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I Snickers at this comment.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Colloquial "sexism" is heavily based on gender, so if you want to be precise you should probably use another phrase entirely

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

And if you knew anything about either, you'd know that both are a spectrum, so your argument is still invalid

https://scatter.wordpress.com/2022/01/30/sex-as-a-social-construct/

https://www.nature.com/articles/518288a

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

yo this debate is the tits 🔥🔥

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)

pick something neutral - that's the shit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Hey everybody poops...except for Kim Jung Un, so maybe don't use that one on holiday in North Korea...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

No no, the neutral ground is the taint.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Not to be confused with "shit"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (7 children)

I’m pretty sure that everyone likes boobs, and nuts are just not awesome in any way. If someone’s using nuts as a superlative thing, their priorities are definitely askew.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hard disagree. Nuts are awesome. They're soft, and they're fun to play with, and they're also a fantastic emergency stop button in a fight

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Um, are they supposed to be soft? I might need to see my doctor.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The testes themselves aren't soft ime, but if we're talking about the overall (scrotum + testes), then I would say it's pretty soft.

Though I'm going to take this moment to soapbox about the importance of regular testicular self examinations: https://www.macmillan.org.uk/cancer-information-and-support/testicular-cancer/how-to-check

The key thing is checking regularly enough that you know what's normal for you, and thus can see a doctor if there are any unexpected changes in shape or texture. (Apologies for lecturing in reply to what was probably a joke)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My doctor has been extolling this (correct) perspective lately and you are excellent for supporting it.

But because the original post was a joke, I have to share: I've never had a professional testicular examination before. I'm in my late thirties now and recently changed doctors due to moving. My new doctor, the first time I saw her, offered diagnostic testicular palpation. I declined, as I had no cause for concern, then when I got home told my wife how surprised I was at the suggestion. (Not offended or anything, just caught off guard.)

My wife, whom you might have guessed is a woman, was not sympathetic to my surprise, as she'd had genital inspections throughout her life.

I normally try to make the last line of a post like this pithy and humorous, but three other conversations I have going on in the background have robbed me of any joy as I typed this (if you knew me you probably would observe the change in tone between paragraphs), so I will merely present this as factual.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can also grab twist em upside down and squeeze them into a wee little fly face to thrill all your future partners.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bop em! Twist em! Pull em!

I didn't like your comment and I didn't like posting this response, but commenting this seemed necessary.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

At least your reply gave this one person a good chuckle, so you have that going for it lol

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Dude that's nuts

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's such a straight male thing to say

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

My lesbian friends would disagree.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They look like a mountain range covered in cheap shampoo and burnt trees.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I agree, and moreover, no one is allergic to boobs, but people are dying from nuts allergies!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

That's nuts, my friend.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Ok but that scrote skin is definitely pretty great.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Just say it's ass, then you're good. Unless that's assogynist

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

This post is the clap.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I used to say 'the bomb' until I thought about it a bit. Am I really comparing your slick dance move to nuclear annihilation? How does that work out?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Is it da bomb bc it's so good that it blew people away, or so bad that it bombed?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The lap dance was a bomb, I just exploded in my pants

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

To be fair the vast majority of bombs aren't nuclear.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

This post is the reproductive and/or maternity organs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

It's the duck's guts

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

This thread is the cloaca.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

You could split the difference and say nuits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb-xyNa9mwI

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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