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[–] Sundial@lemm.ee 37 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Hopefully this teaches Canada to stop sucking America's dick so much.

[–] floofloof 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

They'll blame Trudeau and vote for the weasel who will hand over Canadian minorities to Trump for the camps.

[–] Sundial@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah probably. Silly me for thinking we can learn from our mistakes.

[–] masterofn001 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Learning is for indoctrinated suckers.

*turns on TV with all presets set to fox news and rt and starts to read the latest news on why anyone with a cat is secretly a demon trying to kill babies to sacrifice to the cabal

You gotta get smart. That's why I home school my kids.

*opens bible Genesis 20:12 - And yet indeed she is my sister; she is the daughter of my father, but not the daughter of my mother; and she became my wife.

Genesis 19:30-36 - And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters.

'alright kids, time for today's lesson...'

[–] Sundial@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

This ignorance is not limited to religion. Our politicians bow down to US influence all the time due to their power. We never go against what the US says or wants. For better or for worse.

[–] Infomatics90 7 points 2 months ago

agreed. enough with America. close the border.

[–] Pyr_Pressure 4 points 2 months ago

If conservatives get it we probably will become the next US state. Harper was America's lapdog.

[–] BillDaCatt@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Are we sure Trump is mocking him? I think Trump is an idiot and doesn't understand the difference. He clearly thinks that Puerto Rico is not part of the United States. This isn't some kind of multi-level chess move. Trump is a moron!

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago

Trump might be the biggest imbecile that ever walked the earth, but he's also never had an original idea. Those around him which are feeding him policies want to do real harm and have actual agendas.

[–] floofloof 10 points 2 months ago

I hope it's that, but he has been musing about invading Mexico, and this may be where his idiot mind goes next.

[–] zaidka 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Trudeau should respond by addressing Trump as 'convicted felon'.

[–] TomatoPotato69 8 points 2 months ago

And rapist!

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe -5 points 2 months ago

He's Canadian that's illegal.

Not that Trudeau is troubled by little things like legality.

[–] Mammothmothman 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is a pretext to annexation yo.

[–] masterofn001 7 points 2 months ago

Never forget who was talking about liberating Canada during the convoy and which nations were involved in fuelling it (no pun intended).

Hint: the code name for the convoy was operation bear hug.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Shitbag moron says a shitbag moron thing. Get ready for at least four more years of this shit.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 8 points 2 months ago

Pissing off your closest allies is a bold move. Let's see if it pays off.
Seriously, Canada, Britain and Europe need to establish a cool, distanced relationship with the US.
You can't be closely allied with a country that keeps electing Biff Tannen's little brother.

[–] Gnumile 6 points 2 months ago

This is mocking all of Canada, rather than Trudeau.

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Ridiculous! How insulting to Trudeau’s years of faithful service to oil companies and corporate masters.

[–] Sunshine 4 points 2 months ago

Trump acting entitled as hell.

[–] Yezzey 2 points 2 months ago

Says the Duke of the divided states of america.

[–] humanspiral -1 points 2 months ago (3 children)

We are utterly owned by US now. All party leaders are CIA allegiant. Being a state or 10 states, would mean representation, but would also mean accepting unsustainable debt, and likely compromises to pensions, healthcare. A counter offer of Michigan, New England, NY, west coast being invited to become Canadian provinces is the best way to respond to this offer.

[–] GameGod 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

This comment is from a guy who runs a Russian propaganda community here on lemmy.ca

CIA allegiant? lol

[–] humanspiral -5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That war on Russia is stupid is not pro Russia. It is just anti stupid. None of us little people get richer from the demonism. That all of our politicians are simps to CIA/US empire means that disinformation about "inflation from carbon tax" cannot be corrected in our media/discourse to much of the world's diesel (heating oil comes from same refinery fraction) is being consumed in Ukraine, and global refinery capacity for diesel was at maximum.

Everything we simp is such a lie that it seemed normal to invite ww2 nazi to parliament and give him a standing ovation. If you love US propaganda and colonization so much, you should love this proposal to be "better than a colony", though still powerless to the propaganda that nurses your brainworm. The CIA agents running Canada will tell you to Heil Trump.

[–] nova_ad_vitum 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's exactly what the CIA wants you to believe.

[–] humanspiral 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The CIA wants Canadians to believe that the CIA fully owns Canadian politicians and media? We would be intolerant of our democracy if we knew.

[–] nova_ad_vitum 1 points 2 months ago

The CIA wants Canadians to believe that the CIA fully owns Canadian politicians and media?

Yes because its distracts you from who is really in charge.

[–] rbos 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Territories, not provinces. Until they can elect a proper parliament, swear in officers allegiant to HM the King of Canada, and reform their political and medical systems.

[–] humanspiral 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

if getting rid of UK monarchy is needed to sweeten the deal, most Canadians are fine with it. Offering a healthcare system is a nice to have that would promote acceptance of the offer. They have the same FPTP voting system we do.

[–] rbos 3 points 2 months ago

yeah, i cannot say I would miss the monarchy. Clearly Poillivre should reform our government. /s

[–] corsicanguppy 0 points 2 months ago

We are utterly owned by US now.

I think we'll be fine.