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Weather forecast today (Melbourne CBD, 3000): min - 16Β°C, max - 23Β°C. 90% chance of no rain


Friday the 13th :D

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Great weather today, so Mabel decided to get cracking on some of those summer jobs of hers

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

That is adorable!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's fair. She knows she's gotta start pulling her weight!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh, those are some excellent puppy eyes! I'd be unable to do anything other than obey her every whim!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (6 children)

seems like pet pics are in demand

here's a study in grey taken not five minutes ago

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They're so glamourous πŸ₯° I feel like they were definitely princes or kings in a past life

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think I'm going to have my own work Christmas party tonight. Being self-employed shouldn't mean I miss out, right? The co-working space did a little Christmas lunch thing earlier in the week but it sucked, so my need to be drinking merrily to toast the end of the work year has not been satisfied. I was going to ask some friends to join for company but it's so last minute.

Nothing too extravagant because I have to foot the bill for this one. A nice burger with a pint of beer somewhere would go down a treat.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

just make sure you dont have too much to drink and sexually assault a colleague. Nothing worse than having to sit yourself down and discipline yourself for being too suggestive with yourself.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

"Tinybreak I told you, stop touching me there!" "Sorry tinybreak, your just so handsome, and its such a nice night!" "Aww Tinybreak, you always know what to say!"

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Back to Melbs today then looking after aunts' doggo tm night.

Will be nice to catch up with the randos at the dog park. I'm guessing Hambam will be his usual self and try to herd inanimate objects / refuse to leave the park.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

We! Demand! Hambam!

Also some day I still hope you can extricate butters for yourself.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

HAMBAM!!! NEED PICS OF HAMBAM WHEN YOU SEE HIMMMMM πŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ™ŒπŸΌ

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have now finished my assignment and module quiz which are not due until Sunday - which means I have officially gone from being behind to being ahead, yay!! Plus I now only have the interesting subject to do, not the horrible one I was really hating doing. In celebration I present you all a bonus wattlebird photo, as seen in my assignment.

wattlebird

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fucking trespassers on Mernda/Hurstbridge line...can we just have a train network where this shit doesn't happen please? I'm paying $10 a day, least we deserve is a train network that works for that price.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My brother is a train driver that occasionally does that line as well as others. Just last week, he was driving the Upfield line. A brainless idiot driver steering by google maps missed a turning onto a road going parallel to the line. The driver then drove ONTO the tracks and proceeded north using those instead of the road. The car made it about half way to the next station before getting stuck, as train tracks are not roads and are not intended to be driven on in a normal car - even a four wheel drive has trouble. Its a width thing. The car was then sideswiped by trains going up the line AND down the line - the car ended up nearly fully crushed and derailed one of the trains. Fortunately no one was killed, and it wasn't rush hour, but nothing that happened was the train network's fault. You can't stop pure damned fools from being fools - but we all have to wear the consequences.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

HOLY SHIT. That is next level.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (12 children)

Cheers everyone. I am allowing myself some scotchπŸ₯ƒ

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Been a long week.

Grabbed 2 guitar pedals as an early xmas present for myself, which I'm looking forward to playing with tonight.

I'm so drained. Haven't had a chance to play another gig since the first one because work has really taken it out of me.

I try to practice after work but it can be hard when you don't sound very good because you're tired.

1 more week to go.

And here's to a relaxing weekend ❀️

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

mmmmmmmmmmmmITSCHAINSAW TIIIIIIIIIIIME

^let's see if today is the day I can start it up without screaming GAYYY MARRIAAAGE^

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Today's random appreciation/positivity: I'm thankful for the people working in any kind of retail position at the moment. Every shop I've been in has been in complete and utter chaos, and I can't imagine how stressful it is

I'm thankful to any retail workers reading this, and those that aren't :)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

These are good words. And a sentiment that's all too easily forgotten at this time of year. πŸ‘ΌπŸ˜‡πŸ‘Ό You are a nice person Baku.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

"I am a sausage. A potato sausage" I believe that is called a croquette Dear, go back to sleep.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (5 children)

TheVoid cannot be bothered doing anything complicated with ladders or walking across paths. Enjoy an artistic redesign of his Emotional Support Box.

black cat in a chewed up box

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Typical voids these days. Can't even be bothered bringing bad luck and murder. Smh my head. What's the world coming to these days?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Miss Meow put her head on the escape key and made a window full screen, but that's as bad as it's gotten here too. Maybe Friday the 13th being unlucky means black cats get the day off?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

A wattlebird just showed up and I was able to get a decent photo for my assignment. It's a bit of a relief, I was starting to think birds had abandoned my garden entirely.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Righty-ho, time to toddle off to bed and leave you young 'uns to your wild Friday night plans. Back to work tomorrow, hopefully the finger will manage all the typing. I seem to be fine with everything, except that I still can't bend my finger well enough to reach the letter "x", but I don't think that one is going to be a big problem.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What if you need to deal with six boxes of toxic foxes?

Yay for the finger improving!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I got paid for my tech support session, so it's all above board and legit. It would be a good bit of side money if I can do it regularly.

Anyone can sign up, but this might be a good opportunity for Baku if you have the time. It's an hour pit of your day here and there and you can make up to $70 if you're willing to run the session https://youngster.co/

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

A currawong turned up in time to be photographed too. Not using this one for my assignment, so I thought I'd share with you.

Pied Currawong

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I've been looking at things to do in melbs and was considering a ferry ride to portarlington

looking at portarlington, other than eating and walking it's a really boring place . I will have no car so convince me otherwise.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

christmas with the one remaining family member I talk to tomorry. Looking forward to it. She's been in a health kick, I'ma gonna tell her I've been hoovering up all the fat she's lost

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

There's a family fun day in a park near me tomorrow evening. I find it suspicious because there's nothing on the flyers saying who is organising it. I think it must be one of the weird pop-up church groups you can get out here

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Done with the uni end of year event, left a bit early but I'm glad because I could really feel myself hitting a wall. Such a beautiful day to be out! Truly Goldilocks weather. And I was reminded there are some good and lovely people still on campus - despite the drama over the years and some meanies - and I'm glad to be working with them.

Gotta keep the positive energy going over the weekend but for tonight I'm just gonna blob out and sleep. Forked out for a short trip to go visit my mum while she's in WA in early Jan as I don't think she's gonna be happy visiting me in this cramped little hotbox. Two things to look forward to, yay!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Melbcat has just been chattering at the magpies through the screen door… Chicken on the wing! πŸ— One maggie was very confused and concerned to see me with a cat. As they thought I was an ally.

I’m doing right by both in keeping them separate

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Finally the weekend.

Got test cricket to look forward to over the weekend and some animal crossing on the side.

I’m addicted!

Also got gifted some mini marsbars and kit Kats.

Going to have to becareful with them and not eat them all in one go.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Should've had a sickie. Not feeling it today, not one little bit

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fuck I hate making telephone calls. Even worse when they don't answer and it becomes a repeated procedure.

Trying to get TheVoid to do something photogenic in honour of the date. Pics pending.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

well that's annoying, i bought a six pack of mangos and every single one is brown inside

( I got a refund )

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dad’s come down with Covid.

He feels garbage, but he’s on antivirals and has - per Stepmother’s update - requested a medicinal icy pole, so the prognosis is good

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Melbcat is asleep in her bed in the other room… I think the antibiotics are making her feel gross, poor chook

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