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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Going down to the sex market later today, we're out of voyeurism, anyone need anything?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

I think we're getting low on foreplay, too.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sex 2 has been delayed indefinitely while they take some extra time to work out the kinks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Let's just hope EA don't buys the developer.

I'm not keen on having to pay extra for everything other than jerking the gherkin.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

An addict would order at least two.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Pfff if sex is so great, then why isn't there sex 2?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Sex 2 is anal

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can get Sex II by having sex twice

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

At the same time or in a sequence?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Sequence, because this isn't Dr. Seuss or a Pokémon generation.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Imagine buying a whole case of sex and having no more than a glass a day.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Good catch! It's a pretty great font btw, there aren't that many sans-serif fonts that differenciate between l and I. And it looks kinda cute.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is Essex market in NYC I think? But yeah sex market is the oldest profession and is present everywhere people are.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well technically the oldest profession is Midwife since that existed as a specialist roles within communities before the concept of civilization and money.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You think people didn't have sex with other people for some fruits?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

i don't think people sold sex before money was created, no

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

id finally be the kind of guy to go: can I have uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No I don't want to go to Starbucks right now. Maybe later.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Extra foam.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Something something sex sells

[–] 1985MustangCobra 3 points 2 months ago

Yes I would like non GMO pasture raised sex please.