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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

She is NOT FLAT

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I thought this was dumb as shit, but now I can't unsee it. Thanks

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Stupid sexy Flanders

[–] ininewcrow 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Excuse me while I get my bottle of bleach .... I want to try to unsee that ... because that image looks like nothing at all

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Excuse me while I get my bottle of lotion...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s like trying to watch scrambled cable porn in the late 80s / early 90s.. if you squint just right, and tilt your head slightly you can see it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Archive.org has a Spice Channel TV video up that someone must have recorded on VHS. Hard to watch because there's a lot of flickering from the old tape. Mostly only interesting as a historical footnote. More softcore than I expected; apparently, even on pay per view, the cable companies were only willing to go so far.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Same brother, same…

I won’t be able to see a world map anymore.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Secret destroyers hold up you up to the flames?

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] ininewcrow 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

BILF

Billion-year-old
I'd
Like to
Fuck

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't know man. That's quite the age gap.

[–] ininewcrow 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But that thigh gap is the size of the Mid-Atlantic Ridge

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That should replace “throwing a hotdog down a hallway” as a euphemism.

[–] ininewcrow 4 points 1 month ago

My favourite came from an episode of MadTV from the late 90s

A woman has given birth and her husband is so sexually frustrated that he just wants to get back to having sex with this wife again ... the wife pushes him off and says "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ... I'm not ready yet! ... it would be like throwing a pencil down a mineshaft!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You really shouldn't be that thirsty for salt water.

[–] ininewcrow 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That deep water Hydrothermal vent tho

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When her hot folds boil your foreskin off... 😩

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Trust me bro. Humanity is collectively fucking the earth everyday. Some way more than others tho

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Milky mommy Gaia titties.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe our passion can keep the AMOC going.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some people are horrifically down bad

It's me, I'm some people

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

The Earth is thicc.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Atlantic booba.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Slartibartfast must have been feeling lonely.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Stupid sexy Atlanti-chan.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I see the legs a little differently, with mostly the left thigh & ass cheek with a bit of the right thigh in the bottom right.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You saw it like this too?

I did, and I realized that the body mechanics of left leg + right shoulder forward make less sense unless one is preparing for a twirl, or maybe the end of a forehand stroke (from tennis).

Please excuse my shitty art, I am not artistically inclined

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

It conveys the point peerfectly. I saw it like that as well.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Spain and Portugal: Sure, just act like we're not even here!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Upper arm tattoo. Looks rad.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

mid-atlantic cleavage.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I believe in the thicc Earth

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Come to Cuba for the giant nipple.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Someone do the Pacific

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Slightly off topic, but can anyone ELI5 why parts of the ocean way off the coast can be significantly lighter or darker shades of blue?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I always thought it was to show depth.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It is. The Mid-Atlantic Ridge is clearly visible in OP's picture as a ribbon of lighter blue.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

This proves God is into thicc busty women, check mate atheists!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
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