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[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The real reason Frodo needed to go to Valinor to find peace

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

You can bet Gollum was packing some real heat. Didn't he like the fish raw unsalted iykwim?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Thank you. I'd give you two upvotes, but one is all I got.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I would if I could

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What would you say to Gollum while he leads you to Mount Doom when his dingus flops out?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] JizzmasterD 36 points 2 months ago

Nice precious, bro

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

You just know there's a version of the slo-mo fall into the lava that shows the lil' Smeagol spinning like a helicopter as he goes down.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Nothing at all.......

Nothing at all................

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

I've got a male sphynx cat that has prepared me for these sorts of mental images.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That ring wasn't precious to him because he kept it on his finger...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

They say the One Ring feels like warm apple pie...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

If you're a hobbit, yeah. Any other species just... couldn't, though not for lack of trying

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Bro just woke up and chose violence

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Not to mention the fact that they had to climb some very steep stairs and Gollum went first. Poor hobbits...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Oh no, the thoight of a visible dick on a traditionally unattractive creature, my fragile sanity.

Jesus, Americans. 🙄

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, because Americans are the only people who don't want to to be flashed constantly by a creepy man who tried to murder us a while ago.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

You know as well as I do that there's a major difference between intentionally flashing someone for oh-no-didnt-think-you-had-genitalia shock value, and just not really caring to cover up for whatever reason, usually comfort. Murder attempts or no.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

What if his dick fall off when he ~~became a gollum~~ transitioning?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

what if it remained alive and became an independent organism

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Like a worm, growing into a second Gollun?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

just a disgusting sea cucumber-like creature sitting in a pond somewhere, not noticed by anyone and yet palpably making the world a worse place simply by existing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Oh, you mean Elon Musk back in the nineties?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

New from Mattel: It's Ken Smeagol!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

His name made me laugh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Don't you apologize. DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING APOLOGIZE.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In the book the hobbits take baths in the same room and after being saved from the barrow wight they run around and frolick naked on the grass. I don't think they're affected by the sight of a little peegol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

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