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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 weeks ago

we continue to look for intelligent life in the universe because we have yet to find any here

[–] wise_pancake 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Stop shaving you don't have a beard"

Corpseing.

[–] troyunrau 17 points 2 weeks ago

We can't even agree on the definition of life (within the context of the search for life). Largely we've settled on: whatever definition helps win grants!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

For Space King!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Let's be xenophobic, it's really in this year

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Let's find a nasty slimy ugly alien to fear

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Xenos only deserve contempt.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

SUFFER NOT THE ALIEN TO LIVE

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] wise_pancake 2 points 2 weeks ago

Damn that’s awesome

I know what I’m listening to while painting tomorrow

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This simply means the only reason we search life in other places is to take those places for ourselves.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine what alien flesh would taste like! Mmmmm😋

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Introducing the latest in intergalactic fashion: Extraterrestrial X-7 Hats – exclusive hats made from the skins of aliens from the newly discovered planet, Xeron-7. Crafted with precision, each hat is unique, showcasing the iridescent patterns and textures of the alien species.

X-7 Hats are out of this world!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Our thirst for blood cannot be bound by Sol's gravity.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Corn for the Khorne flakes!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sno for the Sno-Cone?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Well yeah, we have to find it before we can kill it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill em all!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This saddens the hell out of me. I'm doing what I can to keep my impact minimal but still. To be alive, to engineer, hurts the planet if you're not very very careful.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

There is a reason we direct antennas to detect intelligent live away from earth

[–] Ahrotahntee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Seek out new life and new civilizations, and introduce deadly biological pathogens to their ecosystems!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Is there life elsewhere on the universe?

Most likely

Does it move?

Shoot it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

When I was a kid, I wanted to be an astronaut. Then I realised I could spend My life meeting strange new otherkin right here on earth.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, absolutely. Sapient life? Most likely.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

But will we ever have the chance to kill them?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Unless we can find a way to regularly exceed the speed of light... Not directly.

But Von Neumann probes might be the most efficient method of mass murder ever conceived!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Probably not, fortunately for them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

How can we sleep at night knowing they are living peacefully without democracy!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I suddenly want to play Championship Manager. Couldn't possibly tell you why.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Just think about how much different life is just here, alone. I can't believe that there's absolutely nothing else out in the universe when there's so much variety of life here.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The US is currently descending into a fascist theocracy.

That's just a fact.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Congrats, you dragged US politics to a post that's about something else! 🏅

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Literally everything is political.

You'll realize this when you grow up

The results of the US descending into a fascist theocracy will result in tangibly less climate action.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I cam't wait to be a grownup like you!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Username checks...out...? 😂