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[–] anguo 32 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

They had their phone with them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

And it won't even work if you sit on the edge of your seat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

45 minutes is nothing where i come from

[–] anguo 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You need to eat more fiber.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i get more than enough fiber. i just get distracted and forget that im on the toilet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Plus once your legs go numb, you can't get back up for a while.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

true. and then once my legs stop becoming numb i forget that im on the toilet again. it’s a miracle im ever able to leave the toilet to be honest

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

You need this man's energy but with a toilet instead.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The "Brilliant ending!" without "" would ruin my experience...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s not a flat poster, what is it made out of? 3D printed? The texture almost looks like some kind of woven fabric, but that would be a strange thing to make a sign from. But so is 3D printing, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can't wit to see the ad recommendations I'll get after I searched for this, but yeah it's definitely 3d printed: https://makerworld.com/en/models/402187#profileId-303822

[–] Albbi 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Seriously, who even poops at home, when You can do it at work, and get paid for it. Sometimes, I'll even hold it through the weekend.

P.S. Guess where I wrote this comment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Work has stalls with big gaps and single ply sandpaper for toilet paper. I'll always choose to poop at home unless it's an emergency.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I need the STL file for this!