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[–] [email protected] 133 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Appeasement was a huge mistake. These dipshits all running around my town like LARPers with their damn confederate flags and shit.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The Nintendo switch has been out longer than the confederacy lasted

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago

There's so many things, but I think the best one has always been Obama being President much longer than the Confederacy.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Eh, maybe. The only confederate DLC I know is the white surrender flag add-on.

Which really shouldn't be DLC. Should be included with the base experience.

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[–] [email protected] 100 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If that's not the most racist thing I've heard in a while...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

This feels like serious doublethink

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Just wait until you hear what trump just tweeted about the jews......

I mean, he didn't, but you were already prepared to say to yourself "Oh god, what NOW???"

Mostly because him, and controversial shit are just on brand for him. Like I could say he reverse pardoned the central park 5. That's where you force a conviction even if the crime isn't true.

And some people would believe me. And a reverse pardon isn't even a thing. And even if it was, he doesn't take oath until tomorrow.

Some people could still believe me. That's just how shitty of a person he's historically been, and how often he's been shitty, that you could make up any obviously false claims, and it would still seem plausible.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

I like to think I’m not any more gullible than anyone else, but every time I’ve heard something horrible from the orange convict, it’s beyond preposterous and somehow even worse than I was dreading. Yes, I’m prepared to hear and believe even worse. Yes, I can no longer enjoy political comedy because reality is more ridiculous

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It is crazy that the American south is still like this

[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

Tbf there's the South and there's Alabama and Mississippi South.

And Louisiana, sometimes. And Georgia, obviously. Florida.

Texas... Okay, it's the whole South.

But at least that cancer hasn't spread to the Midwestern states!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Ohio checking in.......why do we have confederate flags in northern Ohio? Hell the only thing seperating us from Canada is a god damn lake!!! How much more north can you get???

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

How much more north can you get???

I seem to recall that you guys and Michigan had a "war" over that exact question......

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah.....we lost. We got stuck with toledo....

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Nova Scotia here, even we’ve got ‘em.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I went to Ohio to visit family as a teen in the 90s and it was normal. I went again as an adult and suddenly everyone I wasn't related to had a southern accent and was very....banjo duel....

WTF happened to you Ohio?!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

And Arkansas. Been through that state and in some of those small towns, as much as they don’t want to be known that way, it’s true.

The KKK Embraces Diversity in Harrison, Arkansas

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Except of course for parts of Michigan. Missouri. Ohio. Iowa. Rural Illinois and Minnesota...

Fuck, how's the northeast doing?

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Two dogshit states that should have been razed and had the earth salted.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oddly enough, years ago I had an eye doctor named Robert E. Lee, and he was a black guy. Seemed like a really nice fella.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 months ago (2 children)

There are two states celebrating that eye doctor this Monday, he must have been super nice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is the version I choose to believe.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Someone edit the wiki or something.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

When I lived in Virginia we had Lee-Jackson-King Day:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee%E2%80%93Jackson%E2%80%93King_Day

That was 25 years ago, and I had hoped that such blatant racism was gone for good. 😔

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago

For clarification: this isn't new, from what I can tell in the article, they started the Robert E Lee holiday following the civil war, and MLK day came after.

Not that they shouldn't be absolutely clowned on for this.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Recently drove through Mississsippi and Alabama ( off I-20). Seems like they have more important thinks to worry about.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

It's cheaper to incite racism than to deliver government services

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The roads are murder there

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

More cracks then a plumbers' convention.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I thought Americans celebrate winners not losers.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

But he was white and hated black people. So that's kind of thrir team.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They don’t think the Civil War is over.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

The South will rise again!

-these people

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

It was Lee who opposed Confederate memorials. I'll bet the orange traitor is toasting the fucking Confederacy right now.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

I can't wait to watch the speech.

"And along with freedom fighter, Martin Luther King, we would also like to honor the great general Lee, who fought hard to keep half of our population in servitude and went on to surrender valiantly. While he didn't win the war, he won our hearts."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Sherman left too much of the South intact

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

the USA did not try those who financed the civil war as they should have

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I guess Robert E Lee losing was helpful, but I suspect they're just racists and not honoring him for being such a loser

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

He really was a loser.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

If your local college has a Kappa Alpha chapter, it is basically a cult dedicated to worshipping Robert E Lee. He appeals to that “war between brothers” tragic story type of “Lost Cause” narrative, and is ridiculously popular among dominionist Christians.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I am from Virginia where we used to celebrate Lee Jackson King Day (in that order too).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago
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