this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2025
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[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 92 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Odin is looking good for being a few thousand years old.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I would get off that train before it jumps the tracks onto a rainbow bridge and you end up in Niflheim in the middle of a battle with Ice Giants without even so much as a spear or a parka on you.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

You’d get off right before it gets good? Hard disagree.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Counter point Odin would definitely have some of the more bat shit insane designs humanity has come up with since the viking age, like the War Wolf, Ratte, or the ever glorious Bob Semple tank.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

If you die (in the) fighting, Odin can count on meeting you in Valhalla!

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago

odin go home, you're drunk again scaring the mortals

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago

If this man approaches you and tells you that you are worthy, you fucking listen to him.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

I laughed out loud in the office, and nobody understood the joke. I need a better employer.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 27 points 3 months ago
[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 20 points 3 months ago

is that Huginn or Muninn?

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Was his eye poked out by the spear
or pecked out by the crow?

I’m too scared to ask him.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 21 points 3 months ago

He clearly placed it in Mimisbrunnr

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

I bet no one fucks with this guy.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

Now that is what you call embracing your age

[–] Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win 2 points 3 months ago

... and lookin like Robert Deniro to boot

[–] cgd@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This is AI right? The spear isn't straight. It curves in with the seat.

[–] skooma_king@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Could be carved from a branch. Would be in character.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 5 points 3 months ago

Could be rolling shutter artifact from the vibrations