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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Hey, I'll lick people with conventionally unattractive faces if they're funny.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thinking back if I every licked the pussy or asshole of a girl who I didn't find attractive

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Only once, until she used teeth on my junk unintentionally, but negligently. Ghosted her so fast.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Funny and a great ass?
Jup, licked.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But to me, that says you're attracted to more than just a face.

And now you have me wondering if one of the reasons I can't find myself attractive is because I don't know how to describe what is attractive.

I would say I like thinner women. But that's not true, there are plenty of women I've found attractive that no one would describe as thin. I can tell you that there's a difference between attractive faces, and I could tell you that it's always faces that appear to be women to me, but I can't prove they are just based on a face. And then when you put a face on a body, Body A with Face A may be attractive, but Body B with Face A is not. But Body C might be attractive with most faces. And that's just one layer of just appearance. Person A could look great in a swimsuit, but as soon as it comes off the attraction changes.

And of course don't get me started on how that changes if they open their mouths and start telling me about how the position of the planets means something

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Needs to be a Pixar movie with Ms incredible

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago

I mean a huge part of the locking is watching the attractive face move with pleasure.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you're licking urethras, you're doing it wrong.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

In that case, better to sound right than wrong, because OUCH!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I lick people's faces to see if I can judge their pee area.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Very logical approach. Maybe even open mouth kiss them. A mouth has to have more germs in it than a pussy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

"We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves!"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

And if they’re REALLY attractive, I’ll lick where they poop from!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm more concerned with how attractive the rest of them is when it comes to that. I can look past a busted face.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If you are going to put her face aside for your decision, then what is your next go to? Her tits or ass?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

I like her salary area the most

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Being fit is most important to me so I guess by your criteria tits would be next to go after face.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

For me it’s legs. You’re down there anyway.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

not the only criteria...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey now. I'll lick way more than that if I think she's funny and kind to me. If she gives me head scratches and laughs at my cheesy jokes I'll basically do anything she wants lol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Head scratches/pets, truly the best form of affectionating.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

If a woman feeds me and scratches my head from time to time I will basically give her anything she wants that I am capable of providing. I am a simple man to please lol.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I don't do that at all. I determine if I want to lick the pee-pee area entirely by the look and smell of said pee pee area. 😤

It ain't like I'm gonna be looking at your ugly face while down there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No its not lol. There's a litany of evolutionary reasons.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

You must be fun at parties

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Evolutionary psychology, or that the idea that our behaviors can be traced to our genetic past, has almost no scientific basis.

If you study it, you'll find nothing but "just so" hypothesizes with no evidence or hope of experiment. And as Popper reminds us, unfalsifiable claims cannot be science.

Here is some rare footage from an evolutionary psychology laboratory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7l0Rq9E8MY

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why do you even bother with posts like these?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's fun for discussion, provided other people don't do stuff like the comment I'm replying to.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No one thinks it's fun for discussion when an aCHuAly appears in the comments.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yet here you are, making an aCHuAly comment

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

No its not lol. There’s a litany of evolutionary reasons.

This was you.
All we're saying is it's annoying to us, and embarrassing for you.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Conversation ended two days ago, champ. Thanks for chiming in..

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You don't get to decide when it ends. You may, however, stop participating.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Oh no the cool guy steps in

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Beauty rules.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I mean if everyone walked around with that part of themselves exposed then the appearance of it might influence my decision as well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

If everyone let thier whoha out then we'd definitely want to lick the attractive ones too, regardless.