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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Garfield, did you move a small region of the universe to a true vacuum state?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

What if the true vacuum state is just different enough for new physics, such that everyone gets psychic powers and nothing else changes.

Haters would say the real true vacuum state will take away my powers and I would psychically attack them for that view

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The neat thing is the collapse travels at the speed of light, so nobody will ever know what hit them.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Maybe it's already on the way

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

We can only hope

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

It definitely is if anyone placed it on a high surface near a cat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Maybe it's arriving all the time but we don't notice because of quantum immortality.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Since the collapse would happen only at the speed of light, and the universe is so vast, it could have been happening for millions of years by now and the human race could still die by natural extinction before it gets anywhere near us. If the collapse originates from beyond the observable universe, it’d never reach us.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think time is a dimension this shit is not restrained upon movement through the way we are. Mostly because it destroys the structure itself.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Space is emerging faster than it can transmit changes. This is why no light can reach us beyond the observable universe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Assuming that's actually how it really works and doesn't snap changes...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

As stupid as that sounds, you are not totally wrong.

@[email protected] and @[email protected] you are misunderstanding what "observable universe" means. The observable universe is defined by the particle horizon, but the universe that can affect us in the future is defined by the event horizon. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmological_horizon says

The particle horizon differs from the cosmic event horizon, in that the particle horizon represents the largest comoving distance from which light could have reached the observer by a specific time, while the cosmic event horizon is the largest comoving distance from which light emitted now can ever reach the observer in the future.

But even the cosmological event horizon distance is dependent on our model of the universe's expansion, which in turn depends on the content of the universe. An event such as a vacuum collapse will drastically alter the content and the expansion rate, rendering our calculation of the event horizon invalid. So "snap changes..." may in fact be the case.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is from Waterworld, right? Troublingly relatable.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, it’s from Waterworld.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Oh I should rewatch. Last time I saw in the drive in.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Favorite moment in the film.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

They put so much heart into a character with barely any screen time.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I'm sorry but I insist you call it by its full Christian name Englert–Brout–Higgs–Guralnik–Hagen–Kibble field

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Ah, yes, the Engelbert Humperdinck field

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear. Fed kibble to dog and now dog in multiple planes of existence.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

That's how it works in the Planescape universe. Lol

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There is an entire sub-genre in Comics of cartoons riffing on Garfield like this one. Nearly every cartoonist has done it and, oh my lord, it fills me with joy & reminds me why I actually love people.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If I remember correctly Jim Davis has even said he likes and approves of such things. Wasn't there a Garfield minus Garfield book published at some point with his blessing?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

ImSorryJon was popular too

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That big goopy mess at the end was mostly just lasagna

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You just made me snort diet Sprite.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

whotookkarl: joke

lambalicious: rips a line of diet Sprite fuck yeah

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Scranton reality anchors be like

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Garfield don't disrupt the Gellar Field!

B̷̡̮̪̃̂̓͑l̶̼̖͓̄ȯ̴̺̘͕͂̚͠o̸̰̩͑͑̈́͠d̸͓̟̯̥̑ ̵̻̈̽̄f̶̥̩̗̪͑̆͐ő̶̱̲̙͑r̴̰̠̤͒́͆͝ ̷͔̯̠͈̇t̶̤̥͊̒̐h̶̳̘̀̓̔e̶̢̺͖̋́͑ ̶̖̈́̎b̵̠̌l̵̞̇̏͠͠ó̸̯̪̹͒o̷̩̤̔̉̅̓d̸̝́̋ ̴͔̲͖̼͌̔̋̏g̵͖̩̀̈́̏͠ỏ̵̮̊d̷̹̲̣̲́̋̀͑ ̵̩̞̓̈s̶̱̮̽k̷̘̈́̊u̴̢̮̳̕͠l̵̢̮̭̎́l̶͙̝̲͐͛̓͝s̵̰̩̗̾͜ ̸̨̮̿̚f̷͚̹͊ơ̵̻͒̓r̷͔͋̎̈́̌ ̸͚͝t̷̖̫͈̃͋̆ḩ̶̙̠̅̃e̴͎̬̪̐́́͝ ̵͙̦̙̂͑̋̈ś̴͉k̷͓̪̆̚͝u̵̯͑̅l̸̪̖̫̇̓͘l̷̞̠͉͒̈̕͜͠ ̸̟͌̿t̸̼̺̽̆̿h̷̡̙̆̓͂̌ṙ̴̡̠͚̿͂̕o̶̧̜͑̇͋n̷̹͆ẽ̵̛̙̪̻̱

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Garfield would be Slaaneshi - excessive amounts of lasagna

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Obligatory "I'm sorry Jon"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Philosophy of the Street-poop lifestyle

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn't this what Schid's ladder is about? Great book btw

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

adds it to the pile