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Woman charged with harrasment in UKs first cyber-farting case (metro.co.uk)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

What I want to know is how she kept managing to get them (repeatedly) in the lift.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why is this article trying to make cyber-farting a thing? "first documented case" like we're on the verge of an epidemic lmao

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Well, I'm certainly inspired to give it a crack now!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

This chick is strange and probably has frequent pinkeye, but how the fuck did this make it to court? Just block the loser and move on with your life instead knowingly opening videos of her ripping ass. I mean goddamn! People are weird and soft as fuck. Now, if you block her and she continues to try and contact you through other means, then I'd have sympathy and agree that there's harassment. Honestly, i think this lady enjoyed watching these fart videos as much as that other weirdo liked making them. Maybe they should date and be pinkeye twins.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Her tooting continued on Boxing Day and New Year’s Day, despite police getting wind of what had happened.

I do hope that Brussels sprouts get some of the blame here.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can we show some appreciation to the Metro journalist Tom Sanders who served us with this masterpiece of writing. Use of ‘tooting’ and ‘the police getting wind’ are pure poetry. The world of journalism is blessed and we are witnessing a once in a generation talent!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I do enjoy reading an article where the writer has clearly had fun writing it and actually put a bit of time and effort and thought into it rather than just squeezing out "copy" and moving on once they've hit their word count. There should be an an(nu)al prize for it - a Poolitzer, perhaps.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Use the tools God gave you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

What a gross lady.