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this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2025
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Wut is "mirror?"
A portal to an alternate dimension where I am ugly.
Oh my god this is the best "straight line" type of joke I've heard in a long time. I just told my six year old they loved it
Funniest thing I’ve read in a long time
I hope that's bait because he fuckin gottem
I don't know why i remembered i had this somewhere in my dusty folder full of thousands of old memes, but:
That is a weird place for a mirror, to be fair.
Then the question becomes, "Why do you have a mirror hanging over your fireplace?" It's too high for practical use.
Mirrors can make rooms feel bigger, even if you can't see yourself in it
Could just be tall. As a 6'5'' guy this mirror would be perfect for me.
Why do Americans do weird shit like this?
i have this exact picture in the bottom of my old reddit drawer, thats been expanding for 2 years and now merging with my Lemmy drawers....
What makes them think they're American? I don't see any guns or medical bills piled up?
The ceiling fan makes it likely. They're far more common here.
Are they? You'd think it'd be having an air conditioner
Often it's both!
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Are we censoring Pepe now?
It's a rare abstract Pepe.
Minimalist Pepe
That is the pepe.
Erm, that looks like a mirror reflecting the ceiling fan, not a framed picture of a ceiling fan.
Thats what I thought too at first, but notice the soft pastel colours separated by the diagonal, as if in a fragrant meadow of flowers, bisected by the hard steel blades of the fan, the artist showing the juxtaposition between country and city life, whilst the fan itself is depicted at an elusive angle, like an anxious child shying away from their duties.
No this is clearly the work of a Master.
Somebody get this guy the Detective of the Year award
Perhaps it's reflecting a picture of a ceiling fan.
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Is it not a mirror?
Granted it would be strange to place a mirror so high
Found the non American.
If you were American, you would know its the traditional American custom to put up frammed fan photos.
If only that were true, what I'd give to not be in this god forsaken country
No its framed picture of a celling fan.
Can confirm, am American and we're obligated to hang a picture of a ceiling fan. I don't make the rules.
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