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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

I speak passable Spanish, and Mexican food is awesome. ¡Con mucho gusto!

Oh wait, I live in Seattle. Sounds good, eh?

[–] MystikIncarnate 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Never forget, there's some good fishin' in Quebec.

I'll see you around bud. I'm going for a rip.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

I don't speak French tho. But I have good friends up in BC who have already offered asylum if needed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Damnit, now I live in Canada and work in Mexico.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Same. But at least we’re close to the border.

[–] ILikeBoobies 1 points 3 hours ago

Can we give all the states and Alberta to Mexico?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

The Good Ending.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Wet dream of the cartels, specially Tijuana and Sinaloa.

[–] Hozerkiller 2 points 2 hours ago

Dont forget the American cartels.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Maryland is left out. I was going to ask if they're going to be the United States. But that's one state... The One State of America.

[–] Hozerkiller 1 points 2 hours ago

I was going to say America still has Hawaii, but the Hawaiians have been through enough.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

The United State

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

estado unido

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Vertical Split is what is needed.

Eastern United North American States ( EUNAS )

Midwestern United North American States ( MWUNAS )

---- Central United North American States ( CUNAS ) ----

MidEastern United North American States ( MEUNAS )

Western United North American States ( WUNAS )

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

How about more of a balkanized region of red and blue states, interspersed as decided by resident vote?

Red states can have all the racism, guns and freedum they want, and blue states get an English-speaking labor force with no healthcare and no minimum wage, right at their doorsteps. Win-win!

[–] phoenixz 24 points 8 hours ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

There ought to be a UN controlled buffer zone, to avoid the creation of monstrosity like Poutine tacos.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

God I miss poutine. 🥲 It has no right being that good.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

brb making birria poutine

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

Aren't carne asada fries just mexican poutine anyhow?

You start adding/subtracting ingredients to the fries the further north/south you go until you get poutine or carne asada fries.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 hours ago

Well now that you've said it, we can't just go and put that genie back in the bottle!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

What's your problem with poutine tacos? That sounds delicious.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 hours ago (14 children)

Can we split California? Northern Cal just seems like it should be Canadian honestly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Somehow the Carolinas get a pass. Why not CA?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

No way man. We need all of California (where food grows anyway)! Mexico has tons of warm climate agricultural land. Canada has none!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Please make Colorado a unified zone. I need maple syrup and tacos

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (3 children)

Authentic MexiCan™️ cousine.

Canadian bacon ranchero breakfast burrito.

Poutine nachos.

Fuck man. I'm down.

What else does Canada have? I'm already sold on the whole idea.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Also Canada has bannock, and it is delicious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I just Googled what Canadian bacon is because I had never heard that term before and...isn't that just ham? Why...why are you guys calling it Canadian bacon?? We eat regular bacon up here!

[–] GrindingGears 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

We eat regular bacon too, but Canadian bacon is back bacon or some shit. Look, it's fucking witchcraft, OK? But it's also delicious, so just hush up and sit down. Can I pour you some coffee?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

But it's also delicious, so just hush up and sit down. Can I pour you some coffee?

...only if the coffee's free trade and from a Canadian company.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

This would have made the old NAFTA logo look a lot better...

[–] Hozerkiller 1 points 2 hours ago

NAFTA is now Canada, Mexico, and Hawaii.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Yo, real talk,

Don't take Missouri. Trust me on that one.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 hours ago (6 children)

Can we tilt it a bit, maybe let Mexico have Oregon and Idaho and let Canada have Georgia and Florida? Canadians need a place to hit the beach in the winter without needing a passport, and some Mexicans would love to move somewhere where it never got hot. Plenty of Canadian retirees already live in Florida part time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

You can't take the Florida out of Florida man.

We don't want Florida.

[–] GrindingGears 1 points 3 hours ago

Could we maybe somehow still have Orlando and Daytona Beach? Like just that one part, where all the fun is? Maybe it's an EEC free zone or something. We'll give it to Greenland and Denmark as tribute, they are a bunch of bros those guys and gals.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

SC would go Mexican before we went Canadian, change my mind

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 hours ago

As long as they aren't in the same country as NC.

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