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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 minutes ago

Are we bring back beans?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 minutes ago

bean there, done that

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 hour ago

Oh shit we making beans again?

🫘

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 hours ago

Don't forget the potash.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago
[–] ryan213 24 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 54 minutes ago) (2 children)

Tf happened at Reddit now?

EDIT: LOL What a shitshow! Thanks for the responses. So glad I stopped using it after the great migration to Lemmy last year.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

Spez.

He's spreading cheeks to the muskrat with both hands, and in the process, "accidentally" banned a ton of NSFW subs. This made at least some people realize that their future is not guaranteed on reddit, that an off-service backup is needed; then a r/piracy post mentioning Lemmy reached the front page.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

banned a ton of NSFW subs

That's a great way to make Reddittors furious.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

They’ve said it was a “bug”.

However I can’t help but feel that it was an accidental “test” of a way to mass ban NSFW subs to be more advertiser and investor friendly.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 hours ago

Yup, and even if they never use it, now their investors and advertisers know they could do it as soon as it's commercially preferable.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

This is a goon safe space.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 hours ago

Like Tumblr before them

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 hours ago

Enshitification proceeds apace. Welcome to the Lemmiverse!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

They also banned some subs that were critical of Elon.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 hours ago

Censorship.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

A bean and a void to enjoy in Saddam's spider hole while not pooping for 3 days.

Tis a silly place

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 minutes ago

I loved that the first mass meme of the rexodus was "how to not shit for 3 days"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

It's that spider wearing jeans by chance also?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 hours ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 25 minutes ago

Plot twist its balut

[–] ryan213 29 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 minutes ago

Now that you mention it, offering someone an egg went from "wtf?" to "hell yeah, free egg!" real quick.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

We’re crab people now

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Faberge or local cage free?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

They're the same price, but one is less crunchy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

To err is human, to bean is divine

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Welcome Reddifugees!! Don't mind the dust, we're building a whole new Fediverse. If you see it in progress, add in. If you see it hasn't been started, get to work. This thing is OURS!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 minutes ago

Whoa whoa let's not throw around the OURS's like this is .ml too hastily, let them get acclimated first.

/j

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

Yooo, this ni🅱️🅱️a eating beans!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 minutes ago

Jeans Beans & Not shitting

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

you know what goes good with beans? hot dogs .

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Jian Yaaaaaaaang!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

How'd you get the beans above the frank?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The bean era has long passed

NOW IS THE TIME OF PEPPERONI

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 hours ago

The Bean shall never pass! Only it's gas!

[–] Sunshine 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Enjoy your farts

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 24 minutes ago* (last edited 10 minutes ago) (1 children)

Free-range, grass-fed, yoga-classed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 minutes ago

That's good, not like those factory farmed beans. Those poor vegetables are in such cramped rooms!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

It's bean a long time, getting from there to here..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

In that case, I think I'll refuse the bean this time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

clearly not a very hungry phrog

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 minutes ago

Dammit you caught me, don't tell anyone.