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[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You're wrong, the secret ingredient is Patrick Source.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

This comic is pure gold

[–] cyborganism 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

That brings up the question where does he get all those crab limbs? Are they chained up somewhere and he harvests their limbs for the Krusty Krab?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

The Krusty Krab is a crab trap1000145327

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They've got it all wrong. Just like cow patties, crabby patties do not contain meat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Just like cow patties

Um... What?

[–] otter 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

cow patties

Warning: photos

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_dung

Cow dung, also known as cow pats, cow pies, cow poop or cow manure

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I grew up on a farm, I know what cow pies are, but they said cow "patties"! Maybe it's a regional thing, but I've never heard of manure being referred to as that. Even your Wikipedia link doesn't include that term...

[–] otter 3 points 4 days ago

I think it's regional, I haven't heard it often, but I have heard it before. I guess pat = patty?

This link uses both terms for example

https://agriculture.canada.ca/en/science/story-agricultural-science/scientific-achievements-agriculture/cow-patty-critters-new-guide-canadas-faecal-friends

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

There's very little meat in these gym mats

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 days ago

Cow patties don’t contain meat the way beef patties do. Cow patties are vegan however, afaik

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Alex Bale (the spongebob theory guy) suggests it's whale meat...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlCb3ZNalqA

Enjoy this rabbit hole! It's a wild, riveting ride.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

There is an episode where he tries it and says something that basically hints that he just ate himself and didn't think it was bad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Actually Hillenburg said in life the Krabby Patts dont have meat of any kind

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

You May Live To See Crab-Made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I thought it was whalefall.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Kelp drink containa kelp, Krabby patties contain crab

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

You would think that was obvious, but reading comprehension really is dead.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Well, Krab at least. Who knows what's in Krab.