Lol...it hit me square in the teeth the other day, so I just HAD to try my hand. 😂
I'd rather see a Funkadelic of owls...
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Birds...owls...
Powlament?
Does it involve a play on the words cloaca or nictitating membrane? More like...nictitating NO brains, am I right?
In short, the owl glossary didn't help.
EDIT:
I FIGURED IT OUT. I'm such a fucking idiot.
Powlament?
Ooh, ooh!
Hoo, hoo!*
Ahahaha I only know this because I had to google it for a joke at work yesterday
Okay I give up. Someone spoil me.
Explanation
The most common collective noun for a group of owls is a parliament.
Oh, I thought it was kind of a Hoos Hoo of government.
Huh. There are some humans (non-owls) in there, so I thought the joke had something to do with them.
AI spoils my fun. Again.
yay! I got it! I just wasn't sure I got it until somebody said it explicitly 😅
I think most of the planet would like to see a multitude of crows in the oval office.
Now this is subtlety! 😉
dirt_owl is the superb owl this is easy
Owldeeeeeer!
I think this is subtle?
spoiler
What an interesting group
Now would you even say... legislative...?
The level of sloppiness of this AI slop is especially high
For sure! But the only reason I prodded the AI forward in such a way was to produce a silly joke. For a silly reason. For a well-known reason!
Or not...?
On one hand I do appreciate you posting on the Fediverse and supplying a nice joke for us, on another, AI… it's not exactly popular here and I can understand why. I think you might have posted something about that in Fedigrow before?
You might want to at least label this image as AI-generated. Obviously I know this is not a real picture, people don't walk around with owl heads instead of person heads, but I'm one of those folk still really easily fooled by AI images and without people in the comments talking about it I definitely would have thought some artist made this.
Nope, not me. Check my history to see my business...
I'll take your word for it. Checking history always makes me feel somehow creepy, and if I do not suspect you of purposeful bad-faith engagement (then I'd want to see what the rest of your engagement looks like so I could judge if it is a bad-faith post) I have no reason to bother. Sorry for the mixup!
Joke is fine, it’s just sad to see something that looks so grotesque in a community otherwise devoted to nature photography and an appreciation of these beautiful animals.
Not that my opinion should necessarily be relevant to you in any way but I think taking the 10 mins to paste actual owl heads over an actual photo of a…room full of important looking people…would have been funnier while also actually possessing some aesthetic value
it’s just sad to see something that looks so grotesque in a community otherwise devoted to nature photography and an appreciation of these beautiful animals.
Right mate, but WHAT EXACTLY sheltered world do you live in, in which a terrible disaster happens 'pon a wayward, funny owl post, eh?
Yeah yeah with the sheltering and the big disaster. Listen dog, everything’s okay right now. We’re cool. Your joke is nice like I said. The image looks like trash, and I told you so directly because I’d rather not see trash here. You “prodded” it into existence in one second, right? Why get so defensive about it?
the sheltering and the big disaster
Okay, I'm listening!
Is this your final comment? You spammed a bunch of angry nonsense then deleted it over a period of three hours. I can still see the full text of all that in my inbox btw.
Genuinely just sad. And now what do you even want with this last message? Good job listening, here’s a gold star lol? This is really the zinger you finally settled on after all that?
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